Chapter 16, Priests, Warriors and Warlocks

Hyzanthlay had never gone looking for the dog. It always seemed to find her as long as she was fairly close to Darkshire.

The first time she had seen her without her master, she had been gathering herbs near the small city, just like she was doing tonight. The dog had quietly walked up to her, sniffing carefully. Upon seeing her, Hyzanthlay had carefully drawn her sword, moving slowly so as not to spook the creature.

Slaying this dog would be a boon to any undead that travelled through Duskwood. Her orbs flickered around, quickly and thoroughly taking in her surroundings. It seemed odd that Torch Boy was nowhere to be seen.

The dog looked up at her with large, dark eyes, which strangely enough, seemed to dance for joy as she approached. Its tail wagged in frenzied happiness. Poor foolish creature, the warlock thought. I’ll make it clean and quiet. It was rather a pity that animals never tasted quite like humans.

Suddenly, the dog spun in a happy circle, lept to the side, scampered to the base of a nearby tree, and starting digging fiercely among the tangled roots. Hyzanthlay was still holding her sword firmly, ready to strike at anytime, but her curiosity got the better of her and she hesitated.

The dog stopped digging, poked her snout into the shallow hole she had dug, and took a few short sniffs as if to confirm the find. Then she sat back on her haunches, ears forward, eying the warlock with enthusiastic confidence.

Still brandishing her sword in case the dog decided to set off an alarm after all, Hyzanthlay slowly knelt next to the dirt and examined the find. It was Earthroot; not rare or valuable but fairly useful. And there seemed to be something else as well. No, it couldn’t be!

Ghost mushrooms!

Hyzanthlay was amazed. Such a rare thing, and to find them here! She had last seen them in the caves of Mauradon, when she had helped a party of Trolls and Tauren take revenge on a centaur stronghold. One of the trolls had mentioned there were some in the Hinterlands as well, far to the north, in a place that she herself had not yet ventured. The animal had proven her usefulness, and so far there had been no followers and no alarm. She smiled, and sheathed her sword.

“Good dog,” she rasped, and reached out to touch the dog’s head. The little creature’s tail wagged happily, and when the warlock rose up, she fell in step immediately.

***

Eucalypto was checking his mail frequently these days. Guild recruitment was keeping him busy. On this particular early morning he had a pile of mail in front of him at the breakfast table. Both he and Rik were shifting through it. One rather fat envelope caught Rik’s attention. It was from the priest. Rik had not met her yet, but Eucalypto was quite taken with her. An accomplished engineer, apparently.

“Shadow, I assume,” Rik said in a bland voice. He had yet to meet an undead priest who focused exclusively on healing. It was naturally difficult for the Undead to dabble in the Light.

“We need more healers, Euc.”

“She does heal,” Euc replied, pretending not to notice Rik raise one of his furry eyebrows. He didn’t have time for a follow-up question, as the chunky little envelope suddenly made a funny noise.

Rik sniffed it, and tilted his head back in surprise when it made the noise again. Eucalypto laughed, then reached forward and opened the envelope.

A small machine fell out. The way it buzzed and flashed reminded him of something a gnome would design.

“Ah, what they can’t build these days,” Eucalypto said. “Here, let me show you how this works.”

Rik watched with rapt curiosity as Eucalypto touched one of the flashing buttons. The annoying noise stopped repeating, and when he held it up to his face and started to speak into it, the Druid realized it was some kind of communication device.

“Greetings, my dear! How good it is to…” Eucalypto’s voice turned from cheerful to dour.

“Oh, well that is a shame. Yes. I’m afraid so.”

There was a tense pause. Eucalypto’s orbs flickered.

“Focus, Sorena. It’s still a bit dark. You can make it if you stay on the rooftops. Now, stop wasting time talking to me.”

Eucalypto pressed another button and put the device down. Rik waited for an explanation but the rogue didn’t offer one. His cheerful mood had become nervous and unhappy.
*       *       *
“I think we should get off the road.”

One of the gnomes was getting nervous. The wind whistled menacingly along the cobblestones, sending a whirlwind of leaves into their faces.

His three companions ignored him. They had found some succulent fungi and were distracted from their jittery companion. But he could hear unmistakable hoofbeats approaching him, and the thought of a felsteed galloping towards them got the better of his nerve.

“Get off the road!” He exclaimed, jumping behind a nearby tree. “Quick!”

His friends finally took the hint, and scrambled into hiding with him, still whispering to each other about the succulents that they had found. What finally hushed them was the fiery snort of a warlock mount, and the unmistakable hiss of an undead’s raspy breath.

She stopped by the tree, and it almost sounded like she was sniffing the air. Then she dismissed her beast, and reached past the tree. The gnomes froze, thinking that she would grab one of them. Of course she was going to snatch one and eat them as a snack! They never should have trusted that gunfighter from Tanaris!

They all exhaled with relief when she reached past them and ripped a few fragrant herbs from the ground. She turned her head, revealing a grey and yellow scarred face, and grinned at them wickedly.

“‘You…you’re the Warlock?” One of them asked, cautiously standing up.

The undead female put the herbs away in her pack and bowed in acknowledgment. Then she reached into another, much larger pack and produced three large bags. She threw two of them on the ground, and the third she set down with considerable more care.

“Kingsblood, of course,” one of the gnomes said, examining the first bag. “It’s more than decent as far as quality goes, anyway. Shouldn’t be tough to move.”

“Dreamfoil!” The second gnome exclaimed. “And Steelbloom! This stuff is tough to come by!”

“This is what we were waiting for,” the first gnome said, carefully examining the third bag. “Firebloom, and still highly volatile.”

“Firebloom!” One of them hissed, than lowered his voice, “our engineers are going to have a field day with this!”

He was quickly shushed by his companions, one of which was already counting out a sizable amount of gold for their unwelcome guest. He handed it to the undead warlock and backed away slowly. She held the bag of coin in the palm of her hand, savoring its weight, her smile widening to show rows of pointed teeth.

Without a reply, she summoned her felsteed back. The gnomes (at least the ones that weren’t distracted by the bags she had left) slowly backed away. She didn’t return to the road, but instead drove her flaming mount into dark woods.

***

At seven feet tall, Lafti was actually an average height for a Night Elf. It was the stark, ropey muscles, bodily scars, filed teeth and tattoos that made the humans in Stormwind raise their eyebrows when she strode past. She wore an imposing double bladed axe that looked more like it was made for an orc. In truth, it had been; she had pried it from his cold, dead hands in Warsong Gulch and taken it for her own after defeating him.

Her companion, Zephe, was a hunter who had not suffered the same ritualistic body scars that mark the militaristic Sentinels. With her tight leather clothing and smooth purple skin, she was more of a stereotypical night elf and drew attention for different reasons.

On this early morning, she let Lafti lead their way. They would need the element of fear for the hunt they were on in this dark hour.

The area in question was in a dark corner of Stormwind’s Trade District. The humans, in their usual arrogance, were notoriously lazy about keeping vigil in their own city. True, Stormwind was well supplied and guarded, surrounded by thick walls and populated by any number of elite heroes all day, every day. The flagship city of the Alliance deserved no less. A Night Elf knew how quickly such fortunes could turn, however, especially one like Lafti. Behind her cold grey eyes was a memory of the Sundering, a great cataclysm almost ten thousand years old.

The relatively new enemies represented by the minions of the undead (both Scourge and the Forsaken), had been targeted by the Darnassian priests and druids as worthy of the Sentinels’ attention. Lafti lived to hunt and slay anything that threatened the already ancient and venerated Night Elf civilization.

Lafti had grown tired of slaughtering trolls and orcs in the misty northern forests, and taking her fearlessness and vicious countenance into consideration, she had been sent the Eastern Kingdoms to face the undead. And what better companion than a hunter, who could detect an undead within a few miles and could kill a blackfly with a single shot from a hundred feet away?

“She is here,” Zephe whispered, as they neared the ramshackle house. Apparently, the city’s security had been breached, and a Forsaken spy was hiding in a dank little room by the wall.  No doubt a rogue, or one that had been helped by a rogue.

Lafti nodded, having no doubt that her friend was correct. The Stormwind guard had already been notified, including SI-7. A few guards were waiting outside. Their captain approached Lafti and Zephe as they walked towards him. He puffed out his chest in a way that suggested he was about to tell the imposing Sentinel something she didn’t want to hear.

“We’re taking care of it,” he said, proudly and stupidly. “I’ve sent my best men in already.”

Zephe raised an eyebrow and shook her head. Lafti narrowed her eyes, which had begun to glow fiercely.

“You were given very specific instructions, Captain.” Lafti spoke Common with dull, flat tone that grated on the ears of most humans. “The orders were for your own protection.”

The Captain replied to this with a mocking snort.

“I think we can handle one little dead girl,” he said.

Lafti seemed to ignore this. She turned to Zephe and said something quietly in Darnassian. The hunter nodded calmly and started to prepare her bow. Lafti walked towards the dark doorway, past the Captain as if he wasn’t even there.

“I said, I’ve sent my best men in already,” he said in an annoyed voice. “They’re bringing her down now.”

“No, Captain,” the Sentinal replied without looking back, “your men are already dead.”

***

Sorena had ridden through the dark night. From the little farmhouse by the cemetery she had driven her skeletal mount north, across the river, taking a cautious sweep past the sleeping city of Goldshire, then to the secret place on the wall that she and Eucalypto had prepared. The sloping, rocky hills were not well guarded, as it was mistakenly believed that they made the thick walls even more secure. Most of the Stormwind guard were prepared for an open assault with larger numbers. One or two covert spies did get in from time to time, usually stealthy rogues.

Or, in this case, an ingenious priest.

She was working on a map of the city at the time, piecing it together with clues she and Eucalypto had gathered. They were trying to formulate a plan that involved setting communication devices in certain opportune places to plan raids and counter-attacks.

Then she heard the heavy clump of metal boots on the hollow stairway, and realized that their hideout had been discovered.

She barely had time to turn around before the door burst open, and she was faced with several armed guards. Two already had their crossbows trained on her. Two others had their swords drawn. The fifth had a thick pair of manacles ready.

Sorena spoke a horrible word. The two guards with crossbows screamed in uncontrollable horror as they turned and fired their weapons on each other. In the second that it took for them to fall in a crumpled heap on the ground, Sorena had turned to face the unfortunate guard who had been holding the manacles.

She broke his arm, and then cast a devouring plague that sucked the life out of his body and threw him across the room, knocking one of the swordsmen down. The other was attacked by a malevolent, invisible force that seemed to leap from the upper corner of the room. Both stricken swordsman were afflicted by pain and disease, and neither got up from the floor.

It had taken Sorena only a few seconds to finish off five of Stormwind’s best men.

She did not run. There must be more outside waiting. She dismissed her shadow fiend, reached into her pack, and pulled out a device that Rik would have recognized. It also had flashing buttons and lights. She pressed a button and waited for a moment before hearing Eucalypto`s voice.

“We’ve been discovered,” she said shortly. “Perhaps this line was traced.”

“A Sentinel.”

“I’ll have to hurry.”

She hung up the phone and stepped towards the door. When she looked into the corridor, she was able to discern a pair of angry, white eyes from the distant doorway. She did not stay long enough to see the flash of the Sentinel’s huge axe. The priest turned and ran, not looking back.

She could hear the heavy footsteps on the corridor, smell the old scars on her skin and the worn but still sharp edge of the massive axe.

The Sentinel could run unhindered by petty annoyances that would slow down a human. Darkness would not stop the night elf. Sorena also sensed her advanced age. A creature that had witnessed the apocalyptic Sundering would know little of fear.

The Sentinel that pursued her would be resistant to the magic that had destroyed the human guards. She would have to be quick.

And lucky.

A balcony at the end of the hallway gave her easy access to the roof. She and Eucalypto had arranged an escape route that would lead from the rooftops to the outer wall, then the rocky cliffs.

How far in advance had her pursuers anticipated her escape? If they had their cat mounts ready, she would not be able to outrun them.

This last thought made Sorena catch her breath and focus on escape. As she lept from the first rooftop to the second, a low whistle on the wind distracted her. A dull, searing pain in her side followed. Of course, the Sentinel had not come alone. She had brought a hunter, and despite Sorena’s speed and agility she had not been able to dodge or even sense the approaching arrow. Even if she had, her shield would have to be saved for the jump from the cliff. She could not have used it against the soldiers either; it would not have recharged in time.

She was reluctant to reveal her knowledge of the Light to the Alliance, but had she not cast a simple healing spell on herself in that moment, she would have careened from the rooftop and into the arms of the Hunter and the Stormwind guard. Even then, the wound and the poison the arrow had carried slowed her pace. The Sentinel was close enough that Sorena heard her draw her breath in anger and surprise.

The priest could not look back. She jumped again and landed on another rooftop. Pain and fear did not affect her speed. The smell of the oiled metal of the axe filled her nostrils.

She felt the heavy steps of the Sentinel shift as she drew the weapon.

Sorena jumped, and the blade nicked her cloak. The weight of the swing shook the air. It could have easily sliced the frail undead creature in half. The next swing was sure to hit her.

The Sentinel was unwounded and determined. Her pace had quickened.

The priest lept again. The axe sailed through the air, this time a solid hit. But it never reached the Priest. It was deflected by a Divine Shield. However, this compromised Sorena’s ability to protect herself from the fall from the cliffs, and she was badly wounded as she landed on the grass by the other side of the wall.

The Sentinel could not make the same jump and didn’t have to. Even if it took a scant few seconds for the night elf to find another way down, Sorena would need a good head start to outrun the cats. For a moment, she wished she was a warlock. It was unlikely that there were any here, at least any that would help her.

***

Hyzanthlay had little use for the herbs that grew in Elwynn now. She gathered a few with the intention of donating them to the Clan as a means of appeasement, but did not plan to stay long. She was debating whether or not to use her hearthstone to return to Undercity and report, or ride south to Grom Gol and perhaps even visit Eucalypto in Booty Bay.

Then she heard the alarms from Stormwind. It seems some serious trouble was afoot, as the alarms from Goldshire also began to sound. Whatever was troubling the humans of Elwynn, it was on the move and trying to escape.

The Warlock was still near the road, but she also could hear and see much of what was in the dark woods. If it was running from Stormwind, it would likely cut north through the forest and head for Duskwood.

In a few moments, she was not surprised to see a skeletal horse lumbering through the underbrush, and the way that the rider was hunched over indicated that she had already been wounded.

It was Sorena, the priest she had been watching not two hours ago. She was riding hard, but the undead mounts of the Forsaken were known for their resilience and not their speed, and she would not be able to outrun the two nightsabers that were pursuing her. So involved was their pursuit, however, that they did not notice the Warlock`s glowing eyes nearby, glaring at them with utter contempt and disgust as they drew closer to their quarry.

Hyzanthlay waited for them to pass by before summoning her flaming demon mount. She would be able to catch them and overtake them easily, but she was more interested in an early breakfast. She had not tried night elf, and from the smell she suspected the taste would be equally putrid, but that didn’t mean she wasn’t going to try. Maybe a nice scorching would improve it.

***
It had only taken a few seconds for Lafti to find a safer place to climb down from the wall. They had anticipated that the priest would take this route. Zephe was already waiting, as were their two nightsabers. The beasts could smell the thrill of the hunt on their mistresses, and ran as swiftly and silently as shadows over the dark grass.

The night elves did not need to speak. Zephe knew her shot had hit sailed straight and true, and from the determined but content look on Lafti’s face it was clear the priest was injured and near capture. Zephe knew she was close, heading east, and their mounts were faster. With any luck, they would be able to catch her before she even crossed the river.

The undead horse let off a luminous glow that bobbed and weaved through the trees. Lafti spurred her mount on ahead. Zephe fell back, drawing her bow, and prepared for another shot.

Lafti drew her axe and prepared to strike the priest. She would knock her from her mount, perhaps try to keep her alive for a few minutes. Communication would be difficult, but they might be able to get something out of her before hacking her up.

She would also have to be careful not to damage any of her belongings. An undead priest that was a master of the Holy Light, or so their sources had claimed. Some form of evidence or proof was required.

Using the weapon’s massive weight, she leaned back and prepared to swing forward and leap from her mount. The priest turned for a moment and looked at her, and Lafti was actually shaken by the resigned yet defiant look on her grey face. She bit her lip and swung.

A scream shattered the air and shook Lafti’s normally firm grip. The axe glanced off the Priest’s shoulder, knocking her from her mount but not mortally wounding her. She turned her nightsaber and watched with surprised horror as Zephe’s mount bolted past her, riderless.

A great swath of fire was stretched across the grass where they had just ran, and a hapless figure, covered in flames, came blundering out of it. It was Zephe, writhing in the grip of Immolate and consumed by Fear.

Then the great demon, snorting fire and pawing flame, appeared through the curtain of smoke and ash. The undead Warlock snarled proudly at the chaos it had created, its eyes filled with joyful fire.

Lafti gagged with anger, and forgot the priest. The air was still filled with Zephe`s screams. Flames began to lick at the limbs of the trees and the wind carried the small burning tongues over the dry grass.

The Warlock dismissed her mount and faced the Sentinel, who raised her axe and charged. Her world had shrunk, from the trees of Darnassus and the walls of Stormwind, to this single rotting Warlock’s neck. Where she had come from didn’t matter. All that mattered now was her messy demise.

She jumped and roared her challenge, and the warlock returned it by speaking a horrible word. The Fear spell did not miss, but withered and fell from the target, not strong enough to stop the enraged Sentinel.

The heavy axe swung, but like before on the wall, it bounced off its target. The force of the blow sent Lafti reeling through the dark space and hurled her into the burning undergrowth.

By the time she scrambled to her feet, both of the Forsaken were gone. She turned to Zephe, who was lying on the ground, her body still smoldering, her cheeks and eyes still swollen from the heat and pain. They were both calm, but also visibly excited. The thrill of the chase was still on them.

“She came upon us in the woods,” Zephe explained, as Lafti helped her up. “I only sensed her at the last moment.”

“One thing we do have,” Lafti said, retrieving her axe, “we have seen an undead priest use the Holy Light with no small amount of skill. And we know our informant is real.”

“Yes, he did mention a warlock.” Zephe took some potions and elixirs from her bag and consumed them. She offered them to her friend but the Sentinel refused. She was busy with their nightsabers, who had been thrown into a stubborn and agitated mood by the attack.

They did not speak again as they walked back to Stormwind, calming their mounts as they did so.

***

Hyzanthlay was tempted to take a bite out of that Hunter. She was pleasantly surprised to find that barbequed night elf smelled rather succulent. But that look in the Sentinel’s eyes made her think twice.

The priest’s bubble had saved her from a quick and clean decapitation, a certain death this time. Hyzanthlay was impressed that the priest had used the opportunity to save her with a Divine Shield instead of healing herself and running.

She followed the Priest at a safe distance for a while, more out of curiosity than anything else. She turned south after reaching Duskwood and continued to Stranglethorn Vale.

Hyzanthlay went no farther than the mysterious Twilight Grove. She was sure they were no longer being followed. The Sentinel had taken quite a fall, and her friend would eventually recover but had been badly burned. Their mounts had also been very spooked. Nightsabers were fast and fierce but skittish when surprised.

It was uncomfortably close to dawn, and Hyzanthlay had lost her taste for adventures. If she followed Sorena any further, it was possible she would be suspected of being an accomplice of one she was supposed to be following. All of these political intrigues made her feel even more hostile than usual. Hang Sylvanas, and the bloody Clan!

What she needed was a nice romp through a small human town to clear her head and cheer her up. Then she remembered the Scarlet Monastary. Oh, the sweet, fresh blood of Crusaders! It was just what she needed to clear her undead head.

Strellabelle was no doubt already waiting, as was the Tauren. But first, clear up this silliness with the Dark Lady.

She used her Hearthstone, and in a few scant moments she had returned to Undercity.

Chapter 15, A Mission in Duskwood

Hyzanthlay had felt rather drained upon reaching Undercity. She had hoped that a few hours of dabbling in the Apothecarium would rejuvenate her, but she found herself casting a fishing line over the old sewer instead.

The fishhook trembled violently, and Hyzanthlay sighed with boredom as she reeled on yet another moldy human skull. She sighed and threw it back. As she did, she noticed an Undercity guard who seemed to be on an urgent errand of some kind, and he was coming towards her.

“You are Hyzanthlay, the Warlock?” He asked in a crisp, professional tone that meant serious business.

“You know who I am,” she answered curtly. “What do you want?”

“The Lady Sylvanas has requested your presence,” he answered with a salute.

“I will come directly,” Hyzanthlay answered without looking up. She was wondering if she could make it to the zeppelin before they sent another messenger.

“You are to come with me immediately.” the guard answered. “The word of Sylvanas is law.”

Hyzanthlay groaned, and reeled in her empty fishhook. She should have known that trick wouldn´t work twice.

She glumly followed the messenger to the Royal Quarter, her ragged fishing hat pulled low over her eyes. Hopefully Strellabelle wouldn’t be here. She didn’t feel like “donating” the proceeds from her desert adventure to the Clan of the Fallen. She smiled to herself, thinking of how impressed Eucalypto would be when she told him about it.

She winced and twitched her nose with annoyance as they began to walk down the long corridor. She was very careful who she spoke to about it, but there was always had the faint stench of night elf hanging about the Royal Quarter. Of course, she wasn’t about to ask why. Residuals from an old failed raid, many said. But there were many that also quietly confessed that Sylvanas looked rather odd for someone who had died a High Elf.

The undead guards saluted her and their compatriot as they swept into the Royal Chamber. The guard fell to one knee before the Queen of the Undead, and Hyzanthlay, after a rather withering look from the Dreadlord, reluctantly did the same.

“I have brought you Hyzanthlay, of the Clan of the Fallen, my Queen,” the messenger said. Without waiting for a reply or even looking at her face, he slowly rose, saluted and backed away.

Hyzanthlay had winced when the messenger had introduced her using the guild name. If Strellabelle was not here, certainly another representative of the Clan would be. She stared fixedly at the floor, waiting stubbornly to be addressed.

“Hyzanthlay,” Sylvanas finally said. “You were from Andorhol, were you not?”

Hyzanthlay bit her lip. How did she know that? What else did she know?

“Yes, my Queen,” she replied, and added nothing else.

“It is my understanding that you lurk in Duskwood, even in Elwynn. Is this not true?”

You know damn well it’s true, Hyzanthlay wanted to spit. She had visited Duskwood frequently since her first encounter with man she had nicknamed “Torch Boy”. She had made a few forays into light and leafy Elwynn as well. What was the Queen wondering about? Her visits to the Apothecary tower, her business with those shady gnomes, or perhaps the partnership she had struck up with that scruffy little dog?

Instead she answered calmly;

“Indeed, it is, my most Esteemed Lady,” she answered, her glowing orbs practically burning the stones beneath her into embers.

There was a moment of tense silence. The Queen seemed to be thinking. Then she stepped forward, so the toe of her boot was just under Hyzanthlay’s forehead.

“Rise, Warlock,” she said. Hyzanthlay did so, and when they were at eye level she spoke again.

“Something in Duskwood troubles me,” she said in a cold voice.

The orbs of Sylvanas’ eyes were not the same as those of the other undead. They were not yellow but grey, almost blue, and her pupils were almost visible. It was almost as if she still had eyes.

“It must be dread indeed, to trouble your Ladyship,” Hyzanthlay smiled with mock politeness.

“Even my power is not absolute,” the Queen said severely. “There are traitors among us, Hyzanthlay. There is a priest you will seek out in Duskwood. Her name is Sorena. I am suspicious that she has been consorting with members of the Alliance, and that she may turn on us.”

Sylvanas turned away and walked back a few steps, as if pacing. Then she turned back and snarled,

“I have no time for games. Seek the priest, and report to me. If she is a traitor, she will discover a fate worse than undeath. Now, go!”

Hyzanthlay bowed low, and backed up a few steps before turning away. The Dreadlord laughed at her softly as she walked quickly out of the throne room. She avoided cutting her orbs at him as she scurried off. Even as powerful as she was, she did not have the might to face a Dreadlord.

At least not yet.

Her anger was also tempered by the sinking feeling that the warning Sylvanas had issued regarding traitors was really meant for her, not this ‘Sorena.’

AZEROTH POST

Eucalypto;

I have been sent on an errand by none other than the Dark Lady herself. Thankfully this pesky task won’t take me too far out of my way.

I am looking for an undead priest by the name of Sorena. If you have word of her, I will compensate you handsomely for it.

There is plenty more Kingsblood where this came from, and I have quite a few new ones for you to try as well. The Dreamfoil is exceptional.

Enjoy.
Hyzanthlay
***

AZEROTH POST
Hyzanthlay;

It is quite serendipitous that you have asked me about Sorena. I will explain this later. For now it will suffice to say that you will most likely find her in Duskwood. She lurks by a little farmhouse south of Darkshire, near the Rotting Orchard.

Thank you very kindly for the herbal remedies. I look forward to enjoying them, along with your esteemed company upon our next meeting.

Dinner and a show?

Yours in darkness,
Eucalypto

***
The journey south took a few days. Hyzanthlay had a lot to do and used the time to plan.

She decided to start with some fairly innocent herb gathering by Stonard in the Swamp of Sorrows. This was also an opportune place to check to see if there was word from Eucalypto as well. As it happened, there was.

She read his short note with interest. “Dinner and a show” for the two of them usually meant a short walk in Elwynn followed by a few freshly killed Stormwind guards and a moonlight picnic. She had been thinking to ask her friends at the tower about this Sorena, but the information that the rogue has sent her was adequate. She was glad to skip the independent-minded apothecaries for now, as a visit to them would have been suspicious and it was likely she was being followed.

Elwynn was unpleasant enough, but it was much worse in the daytime. She had an appointment that she didn’t intend to miss. As long as she didn’t have to spend too much time looking for Sorena, she could move east and arrive in time.

She found the farmhouse without any difficulty. Grave Moss was a rare herb and not used often, but when she did need it, there was always some here. A few mindless zombies and skeletons wandered among the shabby gravestones, but they never ventured outside the gate and were of little danger to anyone, even a blundering novice.

Occasionally one (usually a human, as the capital was nearby) would show up and use them as target practice, but tonight it was quiet.

Hyzanthlay waited nearby, but her vantage point high in a nearby tree saw to it that she was out of sight. She didn’t use her Eye of Kilrogg spell often, as she liked to catch her enemies up close. Not even a fellow undead was likely to notice the small, green orb that floated above the highest beam of the cottage roof. Lidless, unaffected by dark or shadow, it could see any movement anywhere near the dark little farm.

There was no light in the cottage windows, but the place was obviously not abandoned. A small herb and vegetable garden outside were well tended, and the creeping vines on the stone walls had been dutifully pruned.

Nothing to do now but wait.

In these idle moments, Hyzanthlay’s dark thoughts wandered. She deeply resented Sylvanas for turning her into a slinking spy. The Dark Lady must have known this was outside her usual realm of expertise. Had the undead Queen already decided on her guilt?

Any fool could have come here to follow this bloody priest. Perhaps this errand was really a set-up, and the real spies or assassins were simply waiting for her to show up. That did not displease her in the slightest. It would mean some real action instead of this silliness.

A high, clear note, almost like birdsong, cut through the gloomy night. No, it was not a bird, but it sounded like singing. A movement in the graveyard, clearly not one of the mindless zombies, shimmered and flowed over the ground.

In a moment, Hyzanthlay recognized the form of an undead female, and from her robes and the mace at her side, it was a priest.

Hello Sorena, Hyzanthlay thought.

Yes, she was singing, and slowly moving closer to the house as she did so. As she grew closer, Hyzanthlay could make out the words.

Way up high,
There’s a land that I heard of,
Once in a lullaby.

The green orb glowed faintly, taking the scene in. The priest drew closer to the cottage. Perhaps she was luring out the hapless victims within, to be murdered and eaten.

Hyzanthlay licked her lips in anticipation.

Someday I’ll wish upon a star,
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me.

She crossed the arched threshold and walked into the garden, where she stopped an knelt on the ground among the herbs and flowers.

The cottage door opened a crack. The green orb twitched and spun but remained invisible.

A small child, perhaps three years old, peered out into the garden. In one hand he clutched a ragged blanket, the other hand was clenched into a fist that he had jammed in his mouth. Even from her vantage point high in the tree, Hyzanthlay would have been able to see the whites of his huge eyes.

Where troubles melt like lemon drops,
Away above the chimney tops,
That’s where you’ll find me
.

Sorena raised her head and opened her arms. The little boy toddled across the garden as fast as his stubby legs would carry him. He dropped his little blanket and fell into her embrace.

Interesting technique, thought the mind behind the green orb. Wouldn’t suit me, that’s for sure. What will she do now, eat him? Not much of a meal.

Sorena continued to sing softly, and the spy could no longer hear her. But she could see her carefully pick up the blanket, shake the dirt out, and wrap the drowsy child up. She then placed his sleeping body in a rocking chair by the house, which moved gently as she sang the last few notes.

Birds fly over the rainbow,
Why, then oh why, can’t I?

The last few notes made Hyzanthlay want to gag. She wasn’t sure what Sorena was doing, but it was making her extremely uncomfortable.

The Warlock decided she had seen enough. She reached out and made a fist with her hand and snuffed out the Eye like a candle. She quietly moved towards Darkshire, and decided to tell the Queen Bitch little or nothing of what she had seen. Maybe she would flat-out lie. She couldn’t explain it anyways, and didn’t care if the Dreadlord herself smacked her around.

Reducing her to hiding in treetops like a rogue…or worse…an elf!

She spat on the ground with contempt.

High Plains Warlock

“Right now, I don’t feel too agreeable.”
***

It was still well before noon, but the desert sand was already too hot to touch. The wind howled over the searing sand like the voice of a banshee, wailing out the same few sour notes over and over.

Averno wasn’t a city of note. It regularly changed hands between the Southsea Pirates and the occasional mining company. At present, it was a group of humans and dwarfs that made up most of the town’s leadership, and mining was their business. And business had been good. A little too good. In fact, the management of the Consolidated Gold Mining Company had a few glaring issues with some former employees regarding outstanding debts.

Mordecai was the only gnome in town, and he was tending the newest headstone graveyard; a dull stone slab that bore no name, when the ghostly figure appeared through the simmering heat. A Warlock. And an Undead one, at that. He could tell by the demonic beast she rode. He watched for a moment and then quickly tidied his tools up. He wasn’t done yet, but he wasn’t going to miss this. The dead weren’t going anywhere.

The Warlock expected to be cordially ignored, so she took special note of the looks she got as she rode into town. Mostly humans, goblins and dwarves; so perhaps not so used to her kind. There seemed to be a unique kind of fear in their eyes, though. It piqued her interest, like the tantalizing smell of dry blood and desert sand. She dismounted outside of the tavern and surveyed the town, putting a long cigar between her lips as she did so.

The trolls in Stranglethorn Vale had taught her that certain large leaves made a fine rolling paper and her herbalism skills ensured there was always something to roll in them. She was about to make herself a light when a gnome appeared at her feet, holding up a match that he was ready to strike.

“Greetings, Captain,” he said politely, and he held the flame aloft, carefully shielding it with his hand. The Warlock leaned forward, grinning at his chosen title for her.

“Thank’ee,” she answered, and stepped into the tavern.

The room was dim. The lanterns and chandeliers stayed unlit in the heat of the day, and the Warlock seemed to like this just fine. She casually regarded the small group that was huddled at the other end of the bar, staring at her stupidly. Her glimmering orbs rolled towards the bartender.

“Beer,” she grunted, pointing at the taps, “and a bottle,” and she waved at the rows of whiskey that lined the wall behind the bar.

“It’s thirsty?” One of the huddled ones muttered, and a ripple of laughter ran through them. She took little notice, but her glowing orbs flickered unmistakably in their direction.

She sat at the other end of the bar, and when the quivering human bartender put the frothy glass in front of her, she dropped a few gold coins in his direction. Much of his apprehension seemed to evaporate at that point.

“Will there be anything else, ma’am?” He asked politely.

“A quiet moment to drink it in,” she answered, waving her hand dismissively. The bartender nodded and backed away. The group at the other end of the bar continued to mutter amongst themselves.

The cigar burned quietly in the ashtray. A long stream of thin smoke snaked past her face into the dark ceiling.

“Think it’s…fast enough?” One of them said, and he turned as if to draw his pistol.
One of the Warlock’s gloved hands reached up from under the bar and grabbed the whiskey bottle. The huddle shuddered and broke up a little, clearly unnerved by her sudden movement.

“I lot faster than you’ll ever live to be,” she rasped. She then drained her beer, picked up her cigar and whiskey bottle, and walked back outside.

Mordecai was still on the porch, and the way that the Warlock opened the door, he could tell she wasn’t too pleased. He wasn’t surprised to see the Boys following her.
Jack and the Boys is what the group was called, and they were thick as thieves. In fact, they were thieves. Thieves, murderers and mercenaries, all three. They were currently employed by the Consolidated Gold to do what they did best. They had a particular target; a former employee, who was expected to return to the city the next morning. That person was clearly not this Warlock. However, it had been a slow day, and they were bored.

They had not been hired for their brains. They obviously knew little about Warlocks and even less about the Undead. Mainly, that you shouldn’t get mixed up with one out of carelessness and boredom.

The Warlock reached the middle of the dusty street, clouds of smoke following her. Jack cut in front of her, giving her a full view of the permanent sneer fixed on his face.

“Trash like you too good for our bar?” He snarled, spitting in the dirt.

“Evidently,” She answered, puffing on her cigar.

Jack carried both a cutlass and a pistol. He was known for his speed and accuracy; hence the rather high price CG had paid for his services. He drew his sword and neatly cut the Warlock’s cigar in half. She took the remaining half slowly out of her mouth and gave it a disappointed look. Her orbs squinted into angry little slits.

“That was rude,” she said slowly. Jack set his jaw and the Warlock watched the thick, blue vein in his neck start to throb.

“You’re just trash,” Jack repeated stupidly. “Lower than pig shit.”

The Warlock did not answer. That layer of flesh covering that swelling vein seemed to get progressively thinner as she stared at it.

“Maybe she can’t hear ya. Got that pig shit in ‘er ears.” One of the Boys decided to contribute to the conversation.

“There’s no need for all that,” the Warlock’s tone was deceptively conciliatory, but her eyes flickered greedily at Jack.

“Don’t know what smells worse,” the other ventured, “her or the pig shit.”

The Warlock smiled at Jack, and spoke a few horrible words. Her face contorted into a glowing visage of dripping fangs and glowing eyes. He screamed and ran away, shaking his head and stumbling as he did so.

The first did not have a pistol. He tried to attack the Warlock with his sword, but her blade was quicker. The hand holding his sword was neatly severed from his body before he burst into flames. The second was already covered in postulate boils when she turned on him, snarling. Another turn and her blade had taken his head. Just as they both fell into dead piles at her feet, Jack came running back towards them, still in the grip of Fear.

The Warlock’s already wide smile grew even wider. She aimed carefully with her bloody sword as he grew closer. The cut would have to be just right.
She swung, carefully and deliberately, cutting Jack’s throat but not severing his neck. In a single motion she planted her sword in the dirt and grabbed a handful of his hair, bending the his open throat back. Blood gushed from the open wound. Moaning greedily, she sank her teeth into the shredded flash and began to feed.

After a few moments, Jack’s knees gave, and they fell like hewed trees into the dirt. The Warlock’s lips were slick with gore. She knelt firmly on his chest, her lips still locked on his neck, seeing to it that she had squeezed every last drop from him.

Slowly, as she was gorged and deeply satisfied, she rose from him and let the blood drip freely down her chin. She calmly picked her sword out of the dirt and took the whiskey bottle out of her pack. She took a long, deep swig. Perhaps now she could get that moment of quiet in the bar now.

When she turned to walk back in, she saw the grinning gnome at her feet again. He seemed oblivious to the murky concoction of booze and blood dripping down her neck. She produced a fresh cigar and allowed him to light it.

“What did you say your name was again?” He asked politely but enthusiastically, as the end of the cigar began to glow.

“I didn’t,” she answered, before stepping back into the bar.

It didn’t take long for Sheriff Rockridge to come bumbling along, sweating profusely. Loch Modan never got this hot, and his Dwarven constitution was pressed by it at the best of times.

Morgan had sent him before the bodies had even hit the dirt. The meeting had only been a few minutes long, but it was the most they had said to each other since the incident.

“It…it did what?” Dominic, the tavern owner, had missed the first part of the conversation. He had stood too long gawking with the other townsfolk. He had walked in on the barber’s description of events. His shop was across from the tavern and he had seen the whole thing.

“Right through the neck, and then she sucked him dry! God damndest thing I ever saw….” He had been saying.

Morgan, the Chief Executive Officer of CG, was sitting at the head of the table. He was dressed formally as usual, in his three piece suit with the polished silver buttons. For the moment he was silent. When he saw Dominic bumble in, he spoke.

“It doesn’t matter what she did,” he said, through clenched teeth, tapping his index finger definitively on the surface of the table. “What matters is that Jake and his boys have gotten themselves killed a single day before they were to be of any real use.”

“They’ve been drinking and smoking and sitting pretty for three seasons,” Mayor Harding chimed in next. He was not only the mayor, but also one of CG’s major shareholders. He always wore his felt top hat, even inside, even on sweltering days like this. “Bloody waste!”

“Harding, you know I can’t stomach cursing,” the town cleric, a dwarf named Hagar, fanned herself with her hand. “Gentlemen, I cannot be the party to the hiring of a mercenary. I am but a child of the Holy Light, a simple cleric…”

“It may be time we unsimplified you, Hagar,” Harding said, with mock politeness. “Our interests, yours, and the interests of this town are identical. “

“If you have another suggestion, then let us know, Cleric,” Morgan hissed, “otherwise, just sit there and sweat with your mouth shut.”

“She’s back in the bar, just walked right back in,” Mordecai poked his head in the door. He was smiling broadly, which enraged the already displeased CEO.

“Then get busy and clean that mess up,” Morgan barked at the little gnome before turning to the scruffy little dwarf. “Rockridge, go to the tavern and have a chat with that…thing. Since she’s the one who ate Jack, maybe she’s the one who can take his place.”

The other patrons at the table nodded enthusiastically. This could be played to their advantage. With a creature like this defending them, their problems would most definitely be over.

“We’ll give her whatever she wants,” Harding said. “Money is no object.”

At this pronouncement, some at the table seemed to balk.

“They’ll be released today,” he leaned forward, and the tall shadow of his hat crept ominously across the table. “And it will take them a day to get here. Any of you gentlemen have any other plans?”

The others nodded stiffly in assent. Except the Cleric, who politely excused herself.
Rockridge put on his floppy hat and marched out the door to speak with the Warlock.

It’s in there, the townsfolk gestured towards the tavern. The Sheriff couldn’t see anything but his own reflection in the dark windows, so he had no choice but to venture inside.

The bartender was the only person inside besides the Warlock herself, who was sitting in a dark corner near the back. Her glowing eyes and the end of her cigar seemed to light up in unison.

“You…you mind if I…” the fat, furry dwarf gestured to the chair. The Warlock replied with an almost imperceptible shrug, and he carefully sat down.

The Warlock took a swig from the bottle. Rockridge saw a few drops of bloody whiskey drip from her chin to her collar.

“Eh…um…you want those things laundered?” He asked, sputtering through his grizzled mustache a little. “We can get Mordecai to give those a right clean boiled wash. Uses lye for pants rabbits, no itch nor scratch!”

The Warlock smiled, a wide, evil smile that showed the rims of her black gums. She slowly shook her head.

“Ahem…well…ma’am, we need to talk about those three boys. N..n..now I’m the Sheriff…and those folks outside, well, from what they say it’s a clear-cut case of self-defense….”

The Warlock coughed and made a funny spluttering noise. It took Rockridge a moment to realize that she had laughed.

“Clear-cut, indeed,” she said, taking another swig. “No charges, then?”

“Well no! No charges ma’am, certainly not!” Rockridge laughed nervously. “B…b…but the boy you killed, ma’am, his name was Jack Borders, and he and his friends were…employed locally. By…by the mining company here in Averno. That was his name, in case you’re interested.”

“Well, I’m not really interested, Sheriff,” the Warlock answered. She pulled at her cigar again, eyeing him rather impatiently.

“We…we still need someone to do his job,” The Sheriff said, fidgeting with his hat. “And his employers, they think you can take his place. See…he was supposed to take care of some…delicate…business for us. Three men are coming back to town tomorrow…and they have to be taken care of. Well, just like you took care of Jack, beggin’ your pardon ma’am.”

The Warlock smiled, but she shook her head.

“I’m not for hire today,” the Warlock answered. “Besides, I have nothing against these men you’re expecting. Who did you say they are?”

“Moe Stubbs, his cousins Jerome and Larry. They were official troubleshooters for CG..um..Consolidated Gold. Moe, well, he knows a few things about the powers of Fel himself. This town…well, we had some trouble with pirates and smugglers. And they took care of it, too, but they got too big for their britches. Started to get pushy…so, well…we had to…”

“Had to…?” the Warlock moved her hand in a circular motion. Normally, she was not this patient.

“Well..we had to take them into custody! Caught them trying to steal a solid gold ingot. Hid it under the floorboards of their shack, they did!”

“Kinda careless of ’em” the Warlock sighed, and drained the rest of her bottle. “Does this company often leave gold lying around?”

“Uhm..well, I can’t say that it ain’t peculiar,” Rockridge pressed the edges of his fingers against the rim of his hat as he spoke. It was covered in sweaty fingerprints. “In fact, Moe kept bringing that up at the trial. Saying that he was bein’ railroaded. That’s why they’re mad at us, y’see our problem?”

“Sheriff, the only problem you’ve got is a short supply of guts,” the Warlock wheezed and rose from the table.

“B…beggin’ yer pardon ma’am,” he said quickly, “but I ain’t no law man! They just hung this thing on me after that young Marshall James was killed.”

The Warlock seemed to hesitate when he mentioned this. Rockridge hurriedly continued.

“Like I said, Moe knew something about shadow magic. And he had a demon, that nice lookin’ one, the one with a whip. That poor Marshall was whipped to death, right here in the street. Bullwhipped!”

“I smelled the old blood on the ground as soon as I rode into town,” the Warlock said, “It was cold, but it reeked of some horrible injustice and a painful ordeal. My curiosity has ensured your survival. Now, if you’ll excuse me…”

She turned on her heel and walked outside, much to the relief of the bartender. The fear of Morgan’s wrath drove the grizzled, rotund little man to chase after her.

“What if…what if we gave you anything you wanted?” He spluttered. “Money is no object, that’s what Morgan said! And he’s the man with the gold, he is!”

The Warlock stopped on the tavern threshold and looked at the dwarf closely. Then she asked carefully,

“Anything?”

A few moments later, the Warlock and Sheriff Rockridge were standing in the Dry Goods Store. Mundy, the proprietor, stood by nodding along as the Sheriff and Warlock spoke.

“Anything I want, eh?” The Warlock had reached the end of her cigar and crunched it under her boot-heel as she crossed the threshold and stood among the crates and barrels.

“Certainly Ma’am,” Mundy acknowledged politely, trying to hide his obvious disgust with the creature who had just walked through his door. “Anything you see here, and if it ain’t here we can try to get it for you. And…”

Mundy was suddenly distracted by the other patrons in the store. An older Tauren and her young companions, two little calves who were clinging to her skirts, were standing by a pile of blankets and linens. One had reached out to touch the thick, heavy softness of a dense red one, and this made Mundy forget about the smell for a moment.

“Hey there, keep your…your dirty hooves offa that!” He spat, and waved his handkerchief at them as if it was a flag. “You there, keep those kids under control! Goddam savages!”

The grizzled old Tauren, who was obviously of little means but not without pride, nodded apologetically but drew the children firmly close. The Warlock looked carefully at the young Tauren, as if she was reminded of something. They stared back at her without blinking. The Tauren were allies of the Forsaken and were a race too ancient to know judgment or fear. She stepped forward.

“If I can have anything, then,” she said, and gathered up a handful of the blankets, then dumped them rather unceremoniously into the old Tauren’s arms.

“No, no,” the old Tauren shook her head, staring nervously at the shopkeeper, whose face was turning purple.

“Tell her it’s alright,” the Warlock said without looking back at Mundy.

“It’s alright,” Mundy said in a quiet and controlled voice, the color in his face not abating, even darkening more when the Warlock took a few jars filled with candy from the front desk and handed them to the little ones, who smiled gratefully.

Their next stop was the clothier. Alexis Jennings was a tailor of some repute, and Averno’s nouveau riche had expensive tastes. The Warlock that now stood in her parlor, reeking of gore and grinning wickedly, was not what she’d had in mind when she had set up a shop there. Nevertheless, this was the Warlock that was going to save them from Moe and his boys.

“How’s that one feel?” She asked, as the Warlock draped a hemp cloak with a gold and pearl clasp over her shoulders.

“Not bad at all,” the Warlock croaked back. “I’ll take it.”

“Very good, Madam! So that’s three pairs of hand-stitched boots, embroidered belt with a silver buckle, the woolen cloak…five and two, carry the nine…”

“Ahem,” Rockridge cleared his throat and interrupted her. “That’ll be no charge, Alexis.” And he chuckled with glee when the color drained from her face.

By now a small crowd had gathered to watch the Warlock, led by Mordecai. He stood faithfully by the Warlock with his trusty box of matches in hand. She left a trail of cigar butts along the road.

Their last stop was the tavern. Mayor Harding was talking to Henry, the bartender, waiting for them. He wrinkled his nose as they came in but said little. He greeted the Warlock with the usual protocol, repeating that the town was at her service and would follow any plan she devised for Moe’s defeat.

But she didn’t want to talk business. The Warlock only wanted to buy everyone a drink.

“Even me?” Mordecai asked. “Do I get a get a glass of beer?”

I said, everyone,” the Warlock said. “You, barkeep, what’ll ya have?”

“Thank you very kindly, Madam!” The bartender said, opening the cabinet underneath the counter. “I’ll have a cigar! Now, including the cigar and drinks, that comes to about…”

“Ah, there’s no charge, Henry,” Rockridge said, his fat lips still fixed in the same smile underneath his grizzled moustache. “You was at the meetin’! Whatever she wants, she gets!”

“I…I didn’t know that meant free whiskey and cigars,” Henry sniffled.

“Everybody’s gotta put somethin’ in the kitty, right?” Rockridge countered, his smile widening. He didn’t notice the Warlock’s two orbs shift and turn, and then roll towards him like two granite boulders.

“Right,” she declared. “And since you ain’t a law man, Rockridge, you won’t mind if this town gets a new Sheriff.”

She ripped the shining star from his shirt pocket, then turned to the gnome next to her and pinned it on his vest instead.

“I’m the Sheriff?” He asked, and the Warlock nodded while taking a long draw from her smoke. She drink with deep satisfaction as the little gnome declared triumphantly,

“I’m the Sheriff!”

“You…little…runt…” Rockridge gagged.

“I’m not a runt anymore!” Mordecai said, standing on the bar stool. “I’m the Sheriff!”

“And the mayor,” the Warlock snatched Harding’s felt top hat off his head and dropped it on Mordecai’s. “Any objections?”

“AND I’m the mayor?” Mordecai squealed with glee. “I’m the Sheriff! I’m the Mayor! No more, Mordecai, clean up the mess! Mordecai, fetch the water, do the laundry, shovel the stalls! I’m gonna declare a holiday! Hawt damn!

Hawt DAMN!”

The room was filled with pale, sweaty faces and wild staring eyes. No objections. In fact, nobody said a word. Except for Mordecai, who had noticed a deficiency with his new job title.

“Wait,” he said, “I don’t have a gun. How can I be Sheriff without a gun?”

“All of you need a gun,” the Warlock said. “If we’re going to form a regiment.”

“A…a regiment?” Harding managed to gag.

“The City of Averno Municipal Volunteers,” she replied, her grinning face masked in smoke. “Everyone here is a member.”

She turned to Rockridge, who was shining with sweat and white as a sheet.

“Our next stop is the gunsmith.”

* * *

“Well, that’s that.”

At these words from the Warden, the stockade doors opened, and three men walked out.

They stood blinking in the bright noonday sun. Waves of heat shuddered in the dust that circled their ankles. The Warden followed, and unceremoniously tossed their weapons in the sand.  He backed up carefully, holding his large gun at the ready, as they picked them up. He was the most concerned about the warlock, who picked up his staff without taking his eyes away from the Warden’s face.

“What about the horses?” Moe asked, in a low, grating voice. “We had three good animals.”

“A man of your persuasion don’t need no horse,” the Warden sneered, as he turned and walked back under the gate. “Besides, whatcha think you been eating the past few months?”

“I didn’t eat my own horse,” Jerome said in a pouty voice, as he picked his rifle up and dusted his pants off. “He just up and sold ’em, that’s what he done!”

“Shadap, you imbecile,” Moe snorted, calmly picking up his staff.

“What that’s what he done!” Jerome spouted back.

“I said, shaddap,” Moe growled back. “When we get to Averno, you can have Harding’s horse. Fried or barbecued.”

Both men snickered at the joke. Larry was staring at the horizon as he strapped his gun belt on.

“Looks like we walk some,” he said, squinting through the dusty air. “He and Morgan don’t seem to have remembered.”

“Oh, they’ll remember,” Moe’s voice hardened. “One way or another, they’ll remember.”

* * *

The Gunsmith, a dwarf nick-named Flint, had to bite his upper lip to keep it from trembling when the Warlock stepped over his threshold.

He was ordered to outfit the “regiment” with his finest rifles. The shopkeepers certainly looked funny picking up the weapons that they didn’t understand how to use. Only Harding picked his up with confidence. Morgan was no-where to be seen.

“All right,” the Warlock paced back and forth in front of the tavern. “You expect Moe and his boys about sunrise. You’re all scared as Fel, too scared to do anything about it.”

The Warlock stepped from the last wooden stair down onto the pale, rocky street. She tossed the butt of her cigar into the wind, which came whipping between the wooden buildings with a sudden angry fierceness. The coppery hint of blood lingered in the dust that hovered around her ankles.

“A few guns and lookouts on the rooftops,” She stood in the middle of the empty street and gestured with her gloved hand, “an easy ambush even if you can’t shoot straight.”

The wind hissed against the dry gravel. Then she heard the ghostly voice as it whispered among the broken rocks.

Help me.

Ah, so it speaks. The Warlock was not surprised. Her suspicion that an angry ghost haunted Averno had been confirmed. She turned and regarded the townsfolk. They were watching her intently and had clearly heard nothing.

The wind whistled, this time a strange unearthly shriek in her undead ears, followed by the same harrowed whisper, help me.

That man who had been killed in the street by Moe’s succubus; the former sheriff by the name of James. How long ago had he died in this very street?

“Everyone take a place, see to it that you have a clear view of the road…except you,” and the Warlock pointed to Henry, the proprietor of the tavern. “I need a drink.”

Grateful but confused, the humble bartender shuffled into the shade of his workplace. The Warlock followed, and when she reached the top stair still not a person moved. She sighed, then turned suddenly and snarled rather loudly,

“I said, get up there!”

That was enough to keep them busy for a few minutes. Henry stepped behind the bar and said, “I…um…beggin’ yer pardon, ma’am, but I thought we was…”

“A bottle and a light,” the Warlock ignored his attempt at a question, and produced another cigar from her pack as Henry uncorked the bottle. “I want you tell me about this James fellow, the one who was bull-whipped in the street.”

Henry coughed uncomfortably, and a bit of the whiskey dribbled from the mouth of the bottle. His hands were shaking. The Warlock snatched it away before he could spill any more.

“I…maybe…you might want to ask Mayor Harding about that, ma’am.”

“You mean you didn’t see it happen?” The Warlock moved the unlit cigar that was hanging between her lips and eyed him suggestively.

“Well…we…of course, we all saw it happen.” Henry fumbled about for flint and tinder. Sweat dripped down his face and made his fingertips slick.

“So it was Moe and his succubus? And the whole town just stood around and watched?”

Tired of waiting, the Warlock produced her own flint and tinder and lit the cigar herself. Clouds of smoke swirled around her head.

“L..like I said Ma’am, maybe you should go talk to Harding…”

“Fine,” the Warlock sneered. She had been looking for an excuse to corner the Mayor anyway. “In the meantime..is that your coach out back?”

“Well…no ma’am, that’s Morgan’s private coach. Saves it for when he takes…um…company to one of the rooms upstairs. In fact, I was told to send it out at sunset…”

“Then you have time to put it to use for me,” the Warlock said. “Step out back and drive those horses out into the street. Let’s give our regiment some target practice.”
The Warlock didn’t have time to see the color drain from Henry’s face. She grabbed her whiskey bottle and headed back out to the porch.

The regiment had taken their places on the rooftops. Some were in second floor windows or on balconies.

Alexis was there, watching the preparations and fingering her knife. When she saw the Warlock, it seemed to take no notice of her. She was puffing a cigar and had just obtained a fresh whiskey bottle.

The tailor wasn’t really thinking about what she was going to do. The Warlock stopped, with her back to her, and seemed to be listening to something. Alexis got close enough to see her very own stitching on the cloak before the Warlock spoke.

“You’re gonna look awfully funny with that knife sticking out of your ass,” she snarled, turning to glare at Alexis. Her eyes narrowed at the tailor, who was speechless and out of breath.

“Where’s Harding?” The Warlock asked, taking a swig of whiskey. “You know, don’t you?”

Alexis gagged and shook her head in response but could not speak. She put away her knife and returned to the shade of the porch.

Mordecai was standing in the street as well, proudly brandishing the huge handgun that he had procured from the gunsmith. He was the Sheriff, after all, and that meant he got the biggest gun.

“Orders, Cap’n?” He asked, when the Warlock turned away from Alexis.

“You’ve got target practice,” she said bluntly. “The bartender…Henry is it? Is going to drive a coach down the street. You and the regiment pretend its Moe and his buddies and shoot away.”

“Harding’s coach?” The little gnome was grinning ear to ear. How many times had he been forced to polish up the ebony wheels, or launder those hideous velvet drapes?

“Yes ma’am!”

A clopping sound announced the approaching coach. It was a fine one indeed. The Warlock wasn’t looking in Alexis’ direction any more, but heard her gasp audibly and scurry off. Henry was sitting in the driver’s seat, looking very nervous.

As soon as Mordecai yelled, “Fire!”, he jumped from the seat and ran for cover.

He probably could have stayed safe exactly where he was.

Gunshots rang out over the dusty little street. Not a single one even nicked the moving coach.

“Fire! FIRE!” Mordecai yelled over and over again, his voice now sounding more like a desperate cry for help than a command.

The Warlock sighed, and waited for the unscathed coach to draw closer. When it came within range, she raised her hand and called upon the powers of Fel.

The coach erupted in green and red flames. The horses screamed, and broke from their charred tethers to bolt down the street. The coach ground to a halt and stood in the middle of the street. The burning ebony wood popped and crackled like a pile of pine cones.

The regiment had scrambled from their perches to stand and watch the fireworks. One muttered to Mordecai, “Can she do that every time?”

“Damn right she can,” the little gnome answered proudly.

The Warlock smiled calmly and puffed at her cigar as the coach burned merrily away in the centre of the street.

* * *

It wasn’t long before Moe and his compatriots came across some fresh horses.

The dwarf who was doing the washing up by the campfire was rather surprised when the succubus sauntered over the dry brush and smiled at him. She took no notice of his two human companions, who were sound asleep only a few feet away. Instead, to his amazement and pleasure, the creature gave him her full attention.

He was so mesmerized by her demonic whiles that he didn’t notice the three strangers that calmly followed her. Two drew their swords and guns and slaughtered his companions in cold blood while they still slumbered. They struck the bodies ruthlessly and with furious anger. They were clearly on a path that was drawn in blood and driven by revenge.

“That’s enough, Zoisite,” Moe said, and raised his hand.

As he spoke the horrible word, Zoisite released the dwarf from her whiles and unleashed her lethal whip. It cracked over his eyes and blinded him as his body burst into strips of orange and green flame. He tried to scream and run, but he was a dead man stumbling. Larry grinned with glee and finished him with a gunshot.

“You could have let him burn,” Moe said casually, staring at the burning heap with a ravenous hunger that seem to possess all warlocks. “Nobody can hear him.”

“They´ll have a search party out as it is,” Larry said. “Now, who gets to ride the goat?”

They both looked at Jerome.

“I’m a victim of circumstance,” Jerome simpered, as he grabbed the reins of a rather undersized Alterac ram.

Larry and Moe laughed viciously. They mounted up and started to ride towards Averno as the moon rose in a sharp crescent over the sand dunes.

* * *

Of course Alexis knew where Harding was. He had taken a place with his rifle in her shop, with the supposed intention of using the balcony upstairs as a vantage point. Upon reaching her comfortable and familiar bedroom, however, he leaned his rifle against the wall and lit a cigar. He sighed and sat in a big, comfortable chair and didn’t even bother to draw the curtains. When he heard Mordecai yelling, he rolled his eyes and wondered what they were shooting at but couldn’t be bothered to look. He took a long draw and blew it towards the ceiling.

Idiots, he thought, blowing a puff of smoke into the ceiling. After all this was over, he’d crawl into Alexis’ bed for a few days and let Morgan take care of the business for a while. Where was he, anyway? He could handle a rifle, couldn’t he? He was disappointed that Alexis wasn’t here as well, but she turned up only moments later.

She came puffing up the stairs, and her eyes had a wild look in them. Her skin was pale but her cheeks were flushed.

“Oh, there you are, my dear,” he said, taking little or no notice of her obviously agitated state. “I was hoping you could…”

“Harding, you idiot!” She choked. “Haven’t you been watching? Don’t you understand what she…what that thing is doing?”

“Now, Alexis, honey,” Harding said sweetly, paying no attention to the window, “be a little patient, will you?” He stood up and left his gun behind, leaning against the armchair. “When you meet a creature like this, who’s used to having her way, you let her have it…until she goes too far.”

“Too…far?” Alexis choked and started to raise her voice. “Just what do you consider going too far? Isn’t murder and destruction of personal property even a misdemeanor in this town?”

“There now, honey,” Harding said gently, putting his hands on her shoulders, “There’s too much at stake to throw away on hysterics now.”

“Hysterics?” Alexis voice lowered to a hissing snarl. “Hysterics? I can remember some hysterics! One night not too long ago…”

“That´s enough, Alexis,” Harding’s voice hardened and he gripped her shoulders in a sudden panic. “You keep your mouth shut!”

“What hysterics?” another voice croaked from the doorway. For a moment the only sound in the room was the swish of liquor inside a near-empty whiskey bottle.

Harding turned his head and found himself looking at the Warlock.

* * *
The Warlock stood in the street and stared at the burning coach rather intently, taking the occasional swig from her whiskey bottle. While the ‘Regiment’ cheered at the rudimentary fireworks, her undead ears heard that husky voice again, underneath the crack and hiss of the warping wood.

Help me…help me, damn you.

So, the Warlock thought, you asked for help. Obviously none came. And what did you do then, perturbed spirit?

Curse you, the ghostly voice whispered. Curse you all.

Oh, I see. The Warlock thought. Your curse has come, my companion in Fel.

It was time to find Harding. She had seen Alexis run back into her shop when the coach had clattered out into the street.

The Warlock produced another cigar, and as Mordecai lit it she told him to find out if there was anyone staying in the hotel, and to remove them if there were. Then she turned and strode into the tailor shop. She saw nobody, but heard rather tense voices at the top of the stairs.

“I can remember some hysterics one night not too long ago…”

“That’s enough, Alexis! You keep your mouth shut!”

“What hysterics?” The Warlock asked, as a way to announce her presence.

Harding stared at her, speechless. Alexis’ eyes were fixed on the window, however. The curtains were almost closed; there was a strip of light between them. Something outside was making the light bob and weave in a strange way. The Warlock laughed softly. Smoke hissed out from between her teeth.

Harding let go of Alexis’ shoulders and turned towards the window. He threw open the curtains and stared in horror at the bonfire that was still burning in the middle of the street.

“My…coach…” He murmured, his voice cracking in disbelief.

“My…beautiful…coach…”‘

The Warlock smiled and took a generous swig, leaving the bottle empty. “My coach, actually,” she hissed. “Shame you missed target practice.”

Harding spun away from the window, his face purple with rage. He picked up the gun and pointed it at the Warlock. Alexis screamed and dropped to the floor.

Harding’s anger only skewed his aim slightly. The glass bottle shattered. The Warlock’s right side was torn open, leaving a smoldering hole in her robe. Slivers of bone and glass glittered on the dull wood planks.

“No need for hysterics, Harding,” the Warlock limped towards him, oblivious to her injuries, still holding the broken glass bottleneck in her hand.

Harding’s eyes were wide with a mixture of terror and anger. The Warlock could smell the hot blood in his cheeks and heard the pulpy flesh tighten around his muscles.

He raised the rifle again, and cocked it. His trigger finger tensed.

The gun went off, but the Warlock moved suddenly and quickly. She ducked to the side as the powder and bullet blazed past her, and neatly sliced one of Harding’s outstretched arms with the broken glass. She grabbed it fiercely and was able to take a generous, slurping drink from the open vein before he struggled free and ran from the room.

The gun fell to the floor with a dull thud. Alexis scrambled after him.

The Warlock stood swaying the room for a moment, carefully licking the fresh gore from her lips. She still clutched the piece of bloody broken glass, and her long grey tongue and wizened mouth sucked at it as if it was a piece of candy.

As she limped down the stairs, she heard hoof beats on the ground, and Alexis’ voice screaming,

“Harding! Take me with you…she’ll kill me! Harding!”

The Warlock appeared in the street just in time to see Harding disappear in a cloud of dust into the sunset. A few stars were starting to peep out in the eastern sky. The Warlock puffed at her cigar and lurched towards the inn. There was some commotion at the front door. A few disgruntled guests were arguing with Mordecai about being thrown out of their accommodations.

“If you don’t like it, she’s standing right there.” The gnome said boldly. “Go on ahead and tell her!”

Only one was bold enough to do so; Hagar the Priest. She marched down the stairs and faced the Warlock as she limped up to them, obviously wounded but self-possessed as ever.

“You cannot turn these people out in the street!” The dwarf declared fiercely, trying to ignore the reek of blood and dead flesh that always surrounded the undead. “It’s inhuman, sister, inhuman!”

“I’m not your sister,” the Warlock snarled, puffing at her cigar and regarding the priest with comic interest.

“We are all brothers and sisters in the Holy Light,” Hagar retorted.

“So these people then, they’re all your brothers and sisters?” The Warlock’s smile widened.

“Indeed they are,” the priest acknowledged boldly.

“Well then,” the Warlock’s fierce smile stretched across her face, “they can all stay at your place.”

The pallor on Hagar’s face resembled the colour of chalk. The Warlock went into the inn as the guests filed out, grumbling quietly. She heard Hagar saying,

“We’ll be finding space for you in our own homes…yes, and it won’t cost you more than regular hotel rates.”

Mordecai was sitting at the bar, waiting. He looked rather alarmed when he saw her.

“You alright there, Cap’n?” He asked.

“I’ll be taking the finest room in the house,” she ignored Mordecai and spoke to Henry. “Send up a bottle, will you?”

She would need the space to brew a few healing potions before pursuing Harding. She was not in a hurry; her mount was fast, and her goal was not to catch him.

* * *
The marble quarry was only about an hour’s ride out of town, and Moe had no intention of stopping there. However, when they saw a rider blundering towards them, they came to a halt.

“Wonder who that could be,” Larry said, squinting through the dim moonlight.

“They’re in a bad way, whoever they are,” Jerome said. Even from that distance, the rider apparently had a bad injury on their left arm.

“Don’t you boys recognize that handsome bay?” Moe’s thin, pale lips stretched into a greedy smile, “It’s our old friend Harding!”

* * *

The Warlock had finished with her herbs; she thought of going to the tailor for repairs to her clothes as well. The thought made her cackle so hard she almost didn’t hear the rap at her door. She turned and saw the door open, and the Troll chambermaid appeared with a fresh bottle of whiskey. Not too surprising that Henry would have sent the girl. He was cowering quite a bit when she saw him downstairs.

“You be wantin’ another bottle,” the troll spoke quietly but didn’t flinch or cower like the others. Trolls were even older than the Tauren, and much more fierce.

The Warlock motioned the Troll closer.

“Open it,” she said, “and tell me why Morgan and the CG would have wanted to kill that Marshall.”

“There be nobody that want to talk about that,” she answered, as she uncorked the bottle, “but maybe today, my name be Nobody. So I tell you.”

The Warlock smiled appreciatively and took a generous swallow, listening intently.

“There be a big safe in Morgan’s office. That where the plans and maps for the mine be. It show where the gold be, and where they dig. I not be knowin’ how, but the Marshall, he find the plans, and he find out where the mine going. That the gold be under an old troll city to the east, in the desert. If anyone find out…”

“The Trolls rightfully own the gold, and not CG,” the Warlock smiled. “Not only would Morgan and Harding lose everything, but so would their investors. This sorry town would fall apart. So he asked Moe and his boys to finish him off with a few gunshots and a succubus.”

“You been speakin’ with the Spirit,” the troll smiled. “Yeah, you be here for him. You be his curse. He been waitin’ for ya.”

The troll’s face darkened as she continued.

“And I be waitin’ for ya, too. James…the Marshall…he be a just man. He tell me about the gold. He tell me my people should have it. The night he die, Henry trick me. He lock me in the cellar. I…I hear the Marshall die. And I be helpless.”

The Warlock took a deep, long drink and rose from her chair.

“I’ll be following Harding now,” the Warlock said. “Prepare my horse, will you?”

There was a moment of silence. Then the two dark sisters shared a laugh.
* * *

The gash in Harding’s arm was deep and ugly, as if someone with long, sharp teeth had sliced it and taken a bite out of him. He had lost a lot of blood. His cheeks were almost grey and covered in a thin film of sweat. Moe had pulled him off his horse and they were crouched together in the dirt. His two compatriots stood nearby, impatiently fingering their weapons.

“Moe…” He stammered, breathing heavily, “Moe…things are…Averno has changed…you gotta know…”

“Easy there, Harding,” Moe smiled his thin, hungry smile. “There’s only one thing we need. The combination to that great big safe in Morgan’s office. You just give us that combination, and we’ll patch up yer arm, prop you up in a little tent over there, with a nice cool waterskin…”

As Moe spoke, Harding’s face twisted with rage. A flush of colour passed over his cheeks.

“I’ll give you the combination,” He choked, “The combination to the gates of Fel!”

Moe, whose patience had already been wearing thin, finally lost his temper. He pulled out his staff and smashed Harding’s head open. It took a few steady blows for him to die. As he gagged out his final breath, blood poured from his wounds and formed in a sticky puddle on the dusty ground.

“Sure had a lot of blood left in him, didn’t he?” Jerome chuckled. The others laughed with him.

“I guess we’ll have to blast it,” Larry said, still thinking about the safe.

“We could,” Moe said, grinning at the blood dripping from his knife, “or we could persuade Morgan to…”

The small shrub that Harding was lying beneath in exploded in a ball of orange and green flame, sending Moe and his companions reeling more than a few yards. They scrambled to regroup by a rocky outcropping near their terrified mounts.

“He burned my ear off!” Jerome was screaming and holding the side of his face.

“Must be Morgan,” Larry hissed angrily, peeking out of the shelter and trying to get a look.

“He burned me! He burned my ear off!”

“Shaddup!” Moe snarled back. “Lucky he didn’t burn yer whole head!”

Moe peered out carefully. There did seem to be a figure crouched on the far side of the quarry, at a higher vantage point.

“Morgan!” Moe yelled. “Harding would never have survived that wound! We just put out him out of his misery….”

For a moment they saw and heard nothing but the whining call of the desert wind. Then a low, droning hum before another explosive flew through the air and blasted their meager shelter. There was only a dark void and no noise or fire. It took them a few minutes to dig them from the sand and rock. They heard the galloping hoof beats, fading as they headed towards Averno.

“By the gods,” Moe was still dusting himself off, “when I find out who that was…Jerome! Grab that bay! It’s time to burn down Averno!”

* * *

Morgan, usually so calm to the point of being unearthly, was trembling. Their numbers were dwindling. It seems that Henry had taken to hiding as well. And where was Harding? From what Alexis had told him, it didn’t sound like he was coming back. Both she and Hagar had rushed into his office at the same time, both in a state of extreme agitation.

Alexis had just finished whimpering about her store and the destruction of Harding’s coach. Hagar was growling about immorality and disrespect to the Holy Light.

“That’s enough, both of you,” he said angrily. “Promising is one thing, paying is another! She just might catch a stray Hammer of Justice. We could afford to hire a Paladin! Would that satisfy your monetary loss and moral outrage, ladies?”

They were silent, but he could tell by the hard, angry looks in their eyes that this would satisfy them just fine.

“They’ll be here soon,” Morgan hissed. “I’ll be joining the regiment on the rooftops; taking Harding’s place, as it were. If I were you, I’d find a place to hide. Now get out.”

The moment his two visitors had disappeared from sight, Harding didn’t pick up his gun right away. He grabbed a suitcase and frantically started to fill it, starting with the contents of his safe. Then he picked up his gun, saw to it that it was locked and loaded, and at last he crouched by the window, waiting.

* * *

The Warlock rode calmly back to Averno. Mordecai was waiting for her in front of the inn.

“They’re coming,” she said. “Everyone better be ready.”

“Yes Cap’n,” Mordecai said, with a quick salute. Then he and the Warlock stepped into the tavern, where the simpering regiment was waiting for their orders.

“Alright now, they’re on their way!” The little gnome bellowed. “Everyone take their places!”

They moved rather slowly, but one withering look from the Warlock and they quickened their pace. Mordecai lit yet another one of her cigars, and the Warlock sighed out a large puff of smoke and moved towards the bar.

“Um..ain’t ya gonna give the order to fire?” The gnome asked, as she took a stool.

“Nope,” she answered. “You are.”

There was no sign of the bartender. The Warlock puffed patiently, and after a moment the chambermaid appeared. She had a strange grin on her face.

“What you be havin’?” She asked.

“Beer and another bottle,” she said, and then rather coyly added, “you can keep the key to the cellar.”

“Morgan be on his own tonight,” she smiled and brandished the copper key. “This time he be the one who get tricked.”

The Warlock nodded in quiet satisfaction and started to drink her beer. The troll placed another whiskey bottle on the bar.

There were a few moments of silence. They heard the clatter and thud of footsteps on the roof.

“You really be wantin’ to save this town?” The troll asked after a moment.

“To be honest,” the Warlock mumbled into an empty beer glass, “I don’t know if I like this town all that much.”

The troll smiled again, this time wide enough to show her sharp teeth.

“I be leavin’ soon’,” the troll said, and her voice grew husky with a dark warning, “And I be bringin’ my people back to claim what be theirs. If you be here when we come…”

“I won’t be,” the Warlock waved her hand dismissively. “I just rolled into town for a drink and a peaceful smoke. I don’t care for your gold or Morgan’s mine.”

“If you say so, then that the way it be,” the troll said, and she seemed satisfied.

The Warlock took the bottle, drew a long, deep breath from her cigar, and rose to leave. But she didn’t head for the front door. She walked towards the back door.

“You be watchin’ yer back, Warlock,” the Troll called after her. “The people, they be afraid of you, and that make them dangerous.”

“It’s what these people know about themselves inside that makes them afraid,” the Warlock said without looking back. She turned away and disappeared into the dark night.

* * *

Moe only rode a mortal steed to the quarry so as not to leave his companions behind. Now, he had mounted his felsteed and rode a few meters in front.

Mordecai saw the cloud of silvery dust approaching them in the moonlight. All three were riding hard.

“Here they come!” The gnome yelled, drawing his own weapon.

The riders were visible in the dull light. Moonlight shimmered off the lake, creating three stark silhouettes against the grey sand. In only a few seconds they would be in range.

The wooden house nearest to the riders suddenly burst into flames. An angry little imp hopped in with the horses, screeching and throwing balls of green fire.

“Fire!” Mordecai screamed, “Fire, fire, fire!”

Hardly a shot was fired by the regiment. Most dropped their guns and ran in fear as the three horses rode into town. Mordecai managed to fire a shot or two, but he too ran in fear when Moe blazed through the street on his unholy steed with a screaming demon on his shoulder.

Larry fired a few shots, sending most townsfolk screaming. Jerome fired at the rooftops with both pistols, sending the regiment running. Moe threw his fel fire wildly in almost every direction, his little demon lighting up almost everything he missed.

“Get everyone in the tavern,” Moe yelled over the crackling flames, “I want a drink before we burn it down!”

* * *

Henry had managed to escape from the cellar just in time to run into the bar and see Moe and Larry. He was also shocked to see many pale, frightened faces crowded into his bar.

“M…Moe,” he shuddered and looked around nervously. Neither the Warlock nor his chambermaid were anywhere to be seen.

“Get me a bottle,” Moe hissed, observing the frightened crowd and drinking in their terror. “Hurry up!”

He snatched the bottle and took a swig. Then he looked at Larry and asked,

“Where’s Jerome?”

“Right here,” Jerome answered, as he came in the door dragging a struggling female figure, “and look what I found hidin’ in the bushes!”

He tossed the hapless Alexis roughly to the floor. Her hair and clothes were in tatters and she was blubbering loudly. Moe’s poisonous smile widened when he saw her.

She looked up at him and whimpered.

“Moe, it was always you,” she sobbed. “That’s why Harding hated you…he knew how much I loved you!”

“Yeah?” Moe said, his teeth showing as if he planned to take a bite out of her. “I bet you just cried yourself to sleep every night, thinking of me in that territorial prison.”

“Oh, I did, Moe, I really did!” She wailed.

“I can just see it now, you riding around in that fancy coach, lyin’ in that fancy bed, just a-cryin’ and a-humpin’…”

“Oh no, Moe, no,” she whimpered and dropped her eyes.

“Let’s go and see to that safe,” Moe snarled, looking away from Alexis.

“Moe…Moe, you’re gonna take me with you, aren’t you?” Alexis sniffled and looked up at him with dewy eyes.

“I can do better than you in a four-bit Ironforge fancy house,” Moe slurred. Then he viciously threw the half-empty bottle across the room. It smashed, spraying the crowd with whiskey and bits of glass.

“Gimme another one,” he hissed at Henry. “Come on, hurry up! Jerome, why you still standing there?”

“Goddam right, I’m still standin’ here,” he said angrily, the side of his face still caked with what was left of his ear. “Who was the sumbitch that ambushed us in the quarry?”

A number of frightened eyes flickered back and forth, but no-one spoke.

“I got a feeling we’re gonna find that out right now,” Moe snarled, and motioned to his demon.

The captive townsfolk cowered together, holding their collective breath in a terrified silence.

The crack of a whip shattered the unearthly quiet. It swung through the door and wrapped around Jerome’s neck, dragging him outside. Then the vicious giggle of a succubus.

Moe froze for a moment. The shrub that burst into flame; it had been an immolate spell. The explosion in the sand; a shadowbolt. And now…a succubus.

Who was the other Warlock?

Jerome did not have time to look before a vicious whiplash tore through both his eyes. He stumbled blindly into the middle if the street, screaming.

“Who are you?”

The harsh desert wind wailed, the fires that burned in the street spat and hissed. The succubus laughed heartlessly. The townsfolk stood frozen inside, like they had that other dark night, listening, listening to a helpless man scream.

“Don’t hurt me! Please don’t hurt me! Help me! Somebody help me!”

The whip wrapped around Jerome’s neck, silencing him forever. Moe and Larry ran outside and found him lying in the dry sand, mouth and eyes wide, frozen with a mask of terror. There was no sign of a succubus or a warlock, but there was an unmistakable smell that neither man could ignore.

“A Forsaken,” Larry sniffled, and added in a frightened whisper, “Moe, the goddam horses are gone!”

By now the townsfolk had quietly filed out to the porch. They stared with a morose silence at Jerome’s prone body. None made a sound, as if the fear had left them, and all that was left was a dull acceptance.

“Check the barn,” Moe said, trying to look through the smoke and fire that was filling the street. His demon whimpered fitfully.

Larry ran to the barn. He had barely looked inside before he heard a strange whisper. It seemed to rise up from the ground and fill his ears like a cloud of dust.

Help me.

“Who’s there?” He drew his gun. “Who are you?”

Something shuffled in the darkness. A dark figure rose through the dim light. He squinted and cocked his gun.

“Who are you?” He yelled in panic.

This time the whip slipped down from above and tightened around his neck. He was lifted roughly from the ground, his body rocked with violent gagging. Moe rounded the corner just in time to see his legs stop twitching. He too, saw a shadowy figure in the barn, just long enough to send in his demon.

The spiky little creature hissed angrily and bounced towards the fleeting shadow.

There was the flash of metal, then another, and the creature was quickly returned to the Fel fires that spawned it.

Moe growled with frustration, and cast his most fearsome spell. The threshold of the barn was filled with straw and cobwebs and lit up very quickly. Moe could see clearly inside for a moment, but there was nobody there.

Moe turned and stood in the street, brandishing his staff in front of him more like a shield than a weapon.

She was standing in the street, waiting for him. He could see her glowing eyes, and smell the rot of decaying flesh and old blood when she exhaled. In one of her gloved hands she held a sword.

Then he heard a sharp whisper. At first he thought it was her, but it seemed to come from the ground, and sounded oddly familiar.

Help me…

He cast a shadowbolt at her as he ran for cover. It missed. She ran after him and seemed to sail over the ground like a ghost, all glowing eyes, sharp steel and jagged yellow teeth.

“Who are you?” He cried, turning wildly to face her, understanding at last that there was nowhere to run.

“Who are you?”

The blade swept through the dusty air, catching the first pale light of dawn as it drew Moe’s blood. It sliced into his chest, which burst in a shower of blood. The Warlock’s face was doused with it as she drew closer, straightened her sword, and drove it through his collarbone. She ran her long tongue from the hilt to the blade as the blood streamed down it’s shaft, drinking in the warm gore, until she was face to face with him.

“Who…” Moe gurgled, but that was all the breath left in him. She pushed him off the blade and he crumpled into the gravel, dead.

The Warlock stood in place for a moment, hungrily licking the thick blood from her blade. So distracted was she by it’s savory taste that she didn’t hear Morgan’s careful, quiet footsteps behind her.

He raised his gun, aiming carefully.

A shot went off, but it was not his.

This time Mordecai’s aim was true. Morgan fell face down into the dirt, a suitcase stuffed with coin and banknotes resting next to him.

* * *

Hagar clutched her prayer book as the early morning sun started to climb over the sandy dunes, performing the last rites as quickly as protocol would allow. Like many others, she was in a hurry to get out of town. Rumor had it that marauding trolls were on their way to claim the mine.

Mordecai was in the graveyard as well, finally seeing to it that a certain unmarked grave would have a name. The Warlock stopped by him as she was leaving.

“I’m just about done here,” he said quietly. “You sure I can keep the rest of that money?”

“I’ve taken my share. You’re handy with a gun,” she peered at him from under the brim of her hat, orange orbs glittering with mischief. “Get yourself some training.”

“I never did know your name,” he said.

“Yes, you do,” the Warlock replied. Her felsteed growled and hissed, then lurched into the hot desert wind. In only a few short moments, she was gone.

Mordecai stood and watched her fade away. The grave next to him read,

MARSHALL THOMAS JAMES
REST IN PEACE

 

 

Notes about the references;


The story is taken from my favorite western film, “High Plains Drifter.” I’ve always based Hyzanthlay’s character on the Drifter somewhat, which Clint Eastwood pulls off in this film with a particular supernatural meanness that any Forsaken Warlock would appreciate.

Lago Averno is the lake just outside of Naples, Italy. Legend has it that this is where the legendary hero Aeneus was shown visions of the future in Virgil’s epic poem “The Aenid”. Local Neapolitans still claim the lake, formed from a volcanic crater, is the gate to Hell. The town in the original movie is called “Lago” and I’m pretty sure the Italian director knew what he was doing.

Consolidated Gold is a mash-up of a few names of Canadian mining companies, which are some of the worst industrial polluters and perpetrators of worker abuse on the planet. They openly shoot union bosses, bribe and coerce local authorities, and flout local environmental laws. Several politicians currently working in the Canadian government are closely connected with Barrick, for example.

Many of the antagonistic townsfolk in the story are named after some of the teachers I knew in junior high school. They were some of the worst people I have ever known. Only in a Catholic School system could these kinds of people have access to children.

Other references include Rockridge, the name of a city from another great western, “Blazing Saddles.” Moe, Larry and Jerome are the names of the Three Stooges.

Zoisite is the name of one of the Dark Generals from the first season of Sailor Moon.

With special thanks to director Sergio Leone and scriptwriter Earnest Tidyman.

Chapter 13, DPS Very Slowly

AZEROTH POST

Eucalypto;

You will be pleased to know that my raid through Darkshire was rather amusing but unproductive. I have gained a torch. That is all.

Stonard is, as you said, a festering swamp filled with amphibious, flesh eating monsters. And trolls. I am rather enjoying it. I’ve sent along some herbs for your enjoyment.

The desert is covered with edible fools, whole towns of them. Not as much treasure as I expected, but the entertainment was priceless.

Virtually no sign of the Scarlets here. The same as the Swamp. And those fools still won’t let me past the Bulwark.

And how is Rik? Did that guild ever get started?

Hyzanthlay

* * *

Rik awoke with a bit of a headache, but the warm morning light and smell of fresh coffee brought him some relief. The hot, bitter liquid was a luxury in Mulgore but the goblins of Stranglethorn were legendary for their trade in it. Eucalypto seemed to have a taste for it, no doubt from what had been a privileged upbringing in life. Just how privileged was something Rik was to find more about directly.

Eucalypto was considerably more cheerful and seemed to have forgotten his unhappy rambling from the previous night. He poured Rik some coffee and told him a few stories of the jungle and his forays into Duskwood. Every time Rik tried to raise the subject of the guild startup money, he was politely deflected. Was he playing another game, or perhaps he didn’t have money after all?

Rik would be rather miffed if he found out he had come all the way from Mulgore just because His Roguish Highness had been feeling lonely. And that’s exactly what he said the next time his host tried to stuff another bit of breakfast pastry into his mouth.

“And you know sugar doesn’t agree with me,” he added curtly.

“Oh, you let business interfere with a nice brunch!” Eucalypto quickly finished his coffee. “Fine, then.”

Rik expected Euxalypto to open a cupboard and see a waterfall of gold and jewels spill out. Perhaps he would lift up a floorboard and reveal a locked and booby-trapped chest filled with various bank notes. But no; Eucalypto had thrown his cape over his shoulders, picked up his hat, and was preparing to head out the door.

“Where…” The ruffled Tauren looked with confusion at his friend.

“To the Stranglethorn Trust Bank,” Eucalypto answered, straightening his cap and throwing his cape over his shoulders. “You wanted to get to work, didn’t you?”

Well, if the fund was so vast that it had to be kept in a bank, that was something Rik could live with.

Mornings in Booty Bay were typically quiet to compensate for the late, noisy nights. Only a few locals were out and about, fishing from the boardwalks or shopping for breakfast. They took little note of the undead rogue and his hulking Tauren companion, who kept yawning and stretching.

Rickle Goldgrubber was more than a simple banker. The funds he was responsible for formed the economic basis of most of the Eastern Kingdoms, and he loved his job. Thus, his face was a strange mixture of terror and enthusiasm when he saw Eucalytpo. He smiled nervously and motioned a lackey towards him.

“Good morning, Master…ehm…Eucalypto. You wish to access your funds?”

A nervous little goblin, no doubt a scribe or clerk, meekly asked if he could take the Master’s hat and coat, perhaps bring him some tea? Eucalypto graciously accepted, and could his Tauren friend have the same? The Tauren, who was only dressed in his leather kilt and linen vest, looked rather comical as he took the dainty teacup in his massive hand.

“One moment, please,” Rickle smiled at the Druid and motioned to Eucalypto. It seemed Rik was expected to wait a moment. There seemed to be some forms to sign. The goblins seemed horrified and submissive at the same time, and it was certainly not Eucalypto’s state of undeath that was putting them off. Why all the formality?

“I hope you don’t mind, sir,” the Scribe said gently, “but with this amount, and the…circumstances, your friend’s identity must be verified. Protocol, you understand.”

“Well, no, I don’t understand at all,” Rik said. “Isn’t my friend just taking money out of an account?”

“Oh,” the goblin faltered awkwardly, “not exactly. Actually, he…well I’m afraid that’s not my place. The bank manager will be with you shortly. Can I get you anything else? Are you certain? Enjoy your tea, sir.”

She seemed to be in a hurry to leave. Eucalypto smiled and asked quietly for more tea before letting her scurry off. He had that look on his face that was quiet and reserved, but Rik knew he was laughing hysterically inside. Rickle looked like he was containing a nervous breakdown but at the same time his face was flushed and he was breathing rather deeply. He was clutching a bundle of papers in his hand.

“My friend, Rik, will have access to any and all the services you have offered to me,” Eucalypto said, continuing a conversation that had already been in progress. “Would you be so kind as to explain to him the terms of our contract?”

“Certainly,” Rickle almost sniffled, “It seems that certain investments that the Stranglethorn Trust previously thought were remaindered due to accident and death, have been accounted for. Certain prominent families…”

At this point, Eucalypto carefully touched his knife, not to threaten but to warn. It seems a point of discussion had been the use of his identity. Just because it was in the contract doesn’t mean it had to be on display. Rickle paused, nodded, and continued.

“…that shall remain unnamed have been unable to claim their vast investments for some time. However, the Venture Company has made a pledge to honor the interests of its shareholders. In exchange for keeping this account in trust with the party of the first part, that being the Stranglethorn Trust Bank, will extend all credit and hospitality to the party of the second part, that being the Guildmaster of DPS Very Slowly. The executor of which is one Rik, Druid of Mulgore.

Sign here, please.”

Rik was annoyed at being expected to make his mark with such a flimsy little instrument, especially since his hands were trembling a bit. He didn’t understand the finer details, but it seems that certain wealthy families from Lordaeron had made considerable investments in the Venture Company. In recent years, the company had proved to be a success, and the value of the investments had shot through the roof.

In a single day, however, virtually all of these investors had disappeared when the kingdom of Lordearon has been destroyed.

All but one, it seems.

Eucalypto, even in undeath, was the last surviving heir not only of his families fortune but the fortunes of many. They had invested their money as a group, perhaps as an extended family or a guild. That part didn’t really matter.

What did matter was that Eucalytpo’s fortune was so vast that the bank and the Venture Company couldn’t pay him.

Therefore, had a massive account at his disposal, along with a line of credit, and probably a controlling interest in both the bank and the mining company.

And there was something else….oh no. Now he understood the look on Eucalypto’s face. He had been laughing at him.

Thanking the goblins profusely, Rik pulled Eucalypto aside, back out into the open boardwalk.

“DPS Very Slowly?” He exclaimed. “What kind of guild name is that? Do you think that just because you paid for it, you can name the guild?”

“Yes,” Eucalypto said frankly. “I do. I had a vision! And I’ll tell you all about it over a civilized dinner.”

They were out on the docks again, and the sun was rising into a clear sky, shimmering off the water. They paused and looked out over the ocean.

“Well…well…” Rik was a little overwhelmed, “we have a guild, do we?”

“You’re welcome,” Eucalypto said with a confidant smile, then took his cigarette case out of his pocket. It crossed Rik’s mind that he hadn’t seen Eucalypto smoking yet today, and the case seemed curiously empty.

Eucalypto lit one and sighed. Rik opened his mouth to ask about Hyzanthlay, but Eucalypto seemed to want to avoid that subject as well. He muttered something about the lovely weather and turned to walk towards the tavern. Rik followed, hoping that some day drinking would loosen Eucalypto’s tongue.

“So, you saw a cake, a cake, and it was on fire?”

The tavern in Booty Bay was humming as usual. Rik had decided to allow Eucalypto to buy him lunch, get him drunk, and try to explain the name he had chosen for a guild.

“No, no,” the rogue laughed and refilled his friend’s glass. “It was a flaming pie. And on that flaming pie…”

“…Was sitting Moroes the Castellan, and he said, ‘You shall name your guild DPS Very Slowly.”

“Yes,” Eucalypto acknowledged. “And when he said slowly, he meant very fucking slowly. He was quite emphatic on that point.”

“I see. What have you been smoking again?” Rik reminded himself to have a chat with Hyzanthlay when she reappeared.

How come she never shared her best herb with him? He was a Tauren and a Druid, after all. The night elves had a few very tasty herb smoking blends, and considering how Hyz felt about night elves she probably had no knowledge of them. He couldn’t help but smile when recalling one of his earlier days as a Druid; one of his colleagues in Moonglade had a jar of something that you could smell three fathoms underwater and ten leagues away. Two pulls had just about ripped his head off, but he still managed to impress his companion with his smoking prowess.

“So the rumors are true,” she had purred at him and smiled, “that your people have some herbal wisdom. This requires immediate and forceful discussion. You may have to stay the night. Do you mind if I slip into something more comfortable?” And the flimsy robe she was wearing slid away, exposing every inch of her soft lavender skin.

So the rumors are true, Rik thought. Night elves have seen too much and lived too long to be embarrassed by petty things like spontaneous nudity and cross-species coitus. What had happened to that girl anyway? Moonglade was far away and it had been years ago. He was rather ashamed to admit that he couldn’t even remember her name. Darnassian names were tricky anyway.

“You doubt the authenticity of my vision,” Eucalypto chided, with a mock fierceness that resembled the muted roar of a fervent preacher. “Doubt me not, friend Druid! We shall have one of the most infamous guild of which neither the Horde nor Alliance has seen.”

The days went by quickly in Stranglethorn Vale. Rik was busy fine-tuning the guild and exploring the nearby jungle. He had to admit, some of the beaches and flora were lovely. The environment was definitely something a druid would appreciate. Eucalypto grew rather somber but was of great help in the recruitment department. His cigarette case was now empty, and was starting to collect dust in the bank where he had left it. This worried Rik a little.

Where was Hyzanthlay?

“Somewhere in Tanaris, last I heard,” Eucalypto replied without looking up when he asked.

“Up to no good in the desert then?” The Tauren quipped.

“Hopefully,” Eucalypto replied in a calm, almost bored voice, but Rik could tell he was smiling.

Chapter 12, Torch Boy

Just to be safe, Althea had returned to her duties and was distracted from Jonathan’s latest transgression. An extra patrol would be sent out this morning. She would personally check the perimeter of the town with an escort.

Jonathan had secretly been grateful for the false alarm in the tavern. He had abandoned his coffee as soon as Gracie had started barking, and after seeing to his pistol ushered her outside. A few town guards ran past them, as Althea had ordered them to re-enforce the patrols and bring lit torches and lamp oil with them. By now the light was strong in the sky, and they were meant to be weapons.

Jonathan insisted on going on his own as usual, but took some extra oil and tinder for his lantern, as well as an extra torch. Althea was busy and took little notice of him as he quietly slipped away.

Gracie didn’t make a peep as they started their usual rounds. Usually they didn’t take this route until the mid-afternoon. Their first patrol would circle Darkshire, starting with Manor Mistmantle, then turn abruptly south to the Tranquil Gardens Cemetery.

Gracie sniffed about half-heartedly. They had already been here not too long ago. Was her Master returning to his place of repose so quickly? Her heart sank a little when she saw him closely examining the purple handkerchief. Perhaps she had upset him.

Jonathan made sure that nobody was watching them or within earshot. He thrust the bit of cloth into Gracie’s face again, his face twisted with emotion.

“Well?” He whispered. “Is it…this?”

Sometimes he would raise it to his own face, as if his human nose could also recognize the smell. She wasn’t sure he understood it the same way that she did. The smell by the tower and the scent of the cloth were not exactly the same.

But they were the same.

She didn’t like the way he shoved it at her face, and turned away silently.

Jonathan angrily stuffed it back in his pocket, muttering to himself. The dog seemed confused and out of sorts. He did not like the thoughts that were running through his head. He had kept that bit of rag for ages. It was his only keepsake of her.

But Gracie had never done that before, and the little dog had loved her just as much.
The most obvious explanation was the one he kept trying to push away as he turned them south. Gracie had detected that smell elsewhere, perhaps by the tower. No, perhaps not. They were down by the pond. It was upwind. She could not have caught that scent from there.

But if she had…

It was inevitable that people would seek him out to ask about Andorhol. They had a relative, a friend, and perhaps he had seen them? Was this shop or home or landmark still standing when you last saw it?

And the most chilling of all, and spoken with the most terror if they dared to ask at all.

Did they fall…only to rise again?

The might of the Scourge lay in its power to corrupt the land and raise the dead, both of which they would bend to their will. Was there a chance that their loved one had risen, and walked in undeath?

He would usually lie, and answer no. It was what they wanted to hear. What result would a “yes” elicit? Perhaps a holiday to Undercity was in order? A nice family reunion over the tomb of the betrayed king?

She had always been a smart girl. Too smart, and too eerie to escape the notice of the Scarlet Crusade. For a woman of that age to live and travel alone, without a family…

It had been stupid. She should have known better. It was her own fault.

And if she was roaming these woods as a Forsaken, all that would drive her now was hatred. Perhaps she was seeking him out to exact her revenge. He could not deny he had played a part in it.

His hands trembled as he checked his gun again, and his heart thudded in his chest. Even in the bright morning sunlight, where even the most hardy undead were unlikely to roam, he found himself jumping at every bird chirp and twig snap.

From Tranquil Gardens they had moved west, through the Rotting Orchard and the old farmstead. Usually he felt a sense of harmony as he passed by the Twilight Grove but it did not come today. Occasionally they would run into other members of the Night Watch, but there had been no sign of any undead lurking near the town. Only the usual mindless zombies that roamed the abandoned homes and lurked in the graveyards.

Ah well, they said, patting the unhappy Gracie gently, can’t be right all of the time then, eh?

Jonathan laughed nervously, well get to it fellas, better safe than sorry!

By the time they had been through Raven Hill and had patrolled the Darkened Bank, it was dusk. A few bright stars were peeping out, and after a day of searching and sweating, especially following a night of fitful sleep outside, Jonathan’s fatigue was getting the better of his fear. It had just been a false alarm. Even the best dog couldn’t be perfect. He turned and looked at her tenderly. She was following obediently, nose to the ground.

They were within sight of the town’s lights, but in a dark part of the road. Jonathan turned away from the city for a moment and called to the dog.

She crouched in the shadows, and did not come. In fact, she lowered her head and whined a little.

That’s rather strange, Jonathan thought to himself. Was she hurt? He took a step towards her.

And then he heard a footstep behind him. The wind turned, and the limbs of the overhanging trees shuddered.

The foul stench of rotting flesh filled his nostrils. He shivered, and turned, slowly, moving his hand carefully towards his pistol as he did so.

It was standing in the road, slightly concealed by the moving shadows. Its bright eyes were glimmering. He saw no demon, and it wore cloth. Definitely no mindless husk or wandering ghoul, or even an apothecary that had wandered further away from his lab than usual.

A mage or a priest, still reeking of blood from its last kill. It still had blood on its lips.

No, not a priest. It drew its weapon, a one-handed sword, and planted it decisively in the ground. Then it stepped forward slowly, keeping its hands raised. It was not threatening him.

He did not want to see its face, but at the same time he couldn’t tear his eyes away.

Without taking his eyes from the undead creature, he opened the lantern and used it to light one of the torches. It blazed black smoke with the oil and wool cloth.

Gracie started to whine quietly. Why was she not barking? Jonathan thought angrily. They were so close to Darkshire. Members of the night watch could not be far away.

What was wrong with her?

The creature stopped, and then slowly reached towards its belt. He bit his lip and waved the torch threateningly. His fingers clutched the barrel of his gun. It did not seem threatened by any of this. In fact, it’s sickening grin seemed to widen as if it found the whole thing rather funny.

Jonathan then realized it was carrying a herb pouch, and from this it drew a few small, pungent branches, which it tossed on the ground in front of his feet.

Kingsblood, he thought incredulously. A herb of some repute and value. Could it be trying to trade?

Without moving any closer, it crouched on the ground, and wrote a word in the dirt in front of him with a gloved hand. It was a bit messy, as it was writing upside-down so he could read it. But it clearly said, “Andorhol.”

Joanthan’s hands started to shake. He had tried to avoid the obvious conclusion. But now that he could get a better look, he could determine that the creature was most definitely female. There was something familiar about its face. The high cheekbones and wide jaw. And still, Gracie did not bark, but continued to crouch close to the ground and whine softly as if wounded.

As of to answer the unspoken question, the creature raised herself to her full height and opened the front of her robe, exposing her rent and mutilated chest to him.

Jonathan cried out in convulsive terror. He threw the torch towards her in panic and stumbled backward, trying to twist his face away from that terrible vision, cramming the sides of his forearms against his eyes. Gracie started barking, raising a noise that all in the town would hear.

It only took seconds for the Night Watch to appear. Some followed the creature east in a futile but heated pursuit. The others found Jonathan crouched by the side of the road, the palms of his hands still pressed against his eyes, weeping and shaking his head in fierce disbelief.

Chapter 11, The Blue Child

Rik had always liked Booty Bay. It was gritty and filthy and oozing with character. Virtually every kind of creature in Azeroth that could count gold and tip a mug had wandered over its crooked boardwalks. Even a creature like his friend Eucalypto could find enthusiastic and non-judgmental business partners.

Rogues were generally well off anyway, but Eucalypto was richer than most. He was a talented rogue and leather worker, obsessed with perfection. He knew exactly which ore held the most precious stones and always seemed to know exactly how much the blacksmiths would need.

So it did not surprise Rik when he got word from Eucalypto in Booty Bay. He had enough capital to start to the guild, after only a few days in Stranglethorn. He explained nothing in his letter, which was typical of his cryptic friend. Something that he preferred not be written down, no doubt.

And so, Rik walked cheerily into the Salty Sailor tavern expecting to see a happy wave from his friend, sitting behind a pile of gold and jewels, perhaps. Instead, he found him sitting quietly at a dark little table with his scraggy head in his leather hands. His tankard, sitting sadly next to an unlit candle, was empty.

“Good evening, friend! So nice to see you again!” The Tauren raised one of his massive hands in greeting, hoping to rouse the unhappy creature out of his stupor. But Eucalypto’s head seemed to sink even deeper into his hands, and he remained silent.

“Ahem…what news?” The Tauren asked, as he squeezed himself into the smaller seat and nodded to the barmaid, a plucky little goblin who launched herself in their direction.

“Welcome, friend!” She proudly displayed her sharp little teeth in a sincere smile, but her eyes also regarded his sombre companion as if to say, Are you sure you’re at the right table?

“Greetings! Refill my friend’s mug and I’ll have one of the same, and…” he pointed suggestively at the unlit candle.

“Leave it,” croaked Eucalypto. The goblin widened her eyes and scurried back to the bar with his empty glass.

“Does something ail you, Eucalypto?” Rik felt silly asking a zombie such a question but he felt like he was at a loss.

The undead rogue exhaled heavily, wheezing, and whispered something that Rik couldn’t understand. He seemed to be speaking a strange language.

“Whaddayasai?” Rik snickered and made a face as the goblin lass returned with two foaming tankards. Only her thick hoop earrings and the tips of her ears were visible as she waddled up to them. She didn’t look at Eucalypto before taking the gold Rik was holding out and bolting to another table.

“I…she’s…I can’t find her.” Eucalypto muttered into the table. “She’s gone, she’s been gone…”

“Oh, well,” Rik coughed, wondering who he was going on about this time. That Felstone girl, perhaps. “They…uh… sometimes they come back…”

“No, NO…” Eucalypto waved his hands helplessly, “She’s gone. They took her. We won’t ever see her again. Ever.”

“The Warlock?” The Druid asked. “Hyzanthlay?” She had earned herself some notable enemies, but it was difficult to imagine her being taken anywhere by anyone against her will.

“Your people spoke of her…”

“Our…our people..?”

“I used to watch her, too, but they took her away….”

“Took who, Eucalypto?”

“The Blue Child,” Eucalypto said said, raising his head. For a moment his eyes filled the table with a sickly yellow light before fading again. “They took her…she’s gone. She’s gone forever.”

Rik sighed as Eucalypto took a generous swig from the full tankard. The Blue Child was an old story from his childhood.

Once upon a time, Azeroth had two moons. The bright, white moon and another smaller moon that gave off little light and only appeared on occasion. They nicknamed her the Blue Child. But hadn’t it been a story? Had he really seen the moon in his childhood, or was he remembering an old dream from the fireside?

“Oh, Eucalypto,” Rik sighed and dug his flint and tinder out of his pack, “how do you expect to find anything at this dark little table? No wonder you keep losing things.”

As he spoke, he opened his tinderbox and began to strike a small spark.

“The Blue Child was pleasant enough, as the stories say,” he continued in his gruff but pleasant Tauren tone. “But she gives no light, so perhaps you need some of your own.”

The little spark caught on the bit of tinder that Rik was holding. How many rainy, windy nights in Mulgore had the light of a small fire been a beacon of hope for his whole family? These days he could light a simple candle in his sleep.

“There now,” the little spark clung to the wick and happily grew, “we can have light whenever we want it.”

Eucalypto blinked at the little flame, as if he had never seen fire before. He sighed again, and dropped his head.

“I’ll never see her again,” he mumbled.

Rik sighed and sipped his mead. Perhaps he had left his friend alone for too long. Any discussions about money or the guild would have to wait until morning.

* * *

Hyzanthlay crouched rather miserably in the dark shadows near the Swamp of Sorrows. The air reeked of dragons and herbs. Quite a pleasant place to stop and catch her figurative breath. The first few rosy fingers of dawn were creeping in from the misty ocean, and as soon as she was sure her pursuers had given up the chase did she turn and make her way to Stonard.

The previous several hours had not been very productive. They had begun well with the meeting in the tower but things had degenerated from there.

The three undead talked well into the afternoon. The small, narrow tower was soon clouded with smoke and hoarse whispers, punctuated with the usual laugh or angry outburst. Hyzanthlay didn’t always agree with her hosts, but it was refreshing to speak to like-minded undead, aware of their state, unashamed and unrepentant. They went on at length about the Royal Apothecary Society, the Forsaken, and the Dark Lady herself. Eventually, the conversation turned to more casual matters; namely, herbalism and her personal reasons for being in Duskwood.

“So, no recollection at all?” Zraedus said, rubbing the bit of flesh left on his chin.
“Not so unusual. It has been known to happen. It might be better to forget. But you think this human can help you?”

“I’ve seen these two, this man and the dog that the Troll spoke of,” Faustin said.
“They are fairly well-known. This man, he comes to the graveyard outside of the Tower sometimes. Some humans do, to pay their respects. Many died here during the first war. But he only comes and drinks and then falls asleep.”

“Careless fool,” snarled Zraedus. “If it wasn’t for the stink the damn dog would raise every time we move, we would have eaten him by now.”

This prompted a hearty laugh among the small gathering. Hyzanthlay grinned, but inside she was distraught. So far, he just sounded like an average human who had gotten lucky in escaping from Andorhal. If he even saw her, he would probably run and hide. And as for the dog, at best she would make a nice pair of leather boots for some young rogue. A promising lead was starting to feel like a dead end.

Even if she managed to meet him, and he did not run away, what could he tell her?

She thanked them for their gracious hospitality, and they apologized profusely for their humble offerings and invited her to return. When she stepped out into the night she did not have a clear plan. Destruction Warlocks were by nature poor planners, losing interest in anything that took more than three minutes.

Well, if he did business with Trolls and Tauren, maybe it was time he meet another illustrious Horde race. If he had survived Andorhol intact, how squeamish could he be?

Hyzanthlay took her time exploring the area near the tower. She saw signs of dog and man, enough to know that they came here often and had been here recently. There was no rush, as the hillsides were dark and quiet. She found dog tracks, clearly from a domesticated creature that didn’t think about leaving prints in a familiar place.

A human had rested here the night before, and Hyzanthlay could still smell the blood in his veins as much as the booze that had tainted his breath. There was no trace of smoke in the air. She touched her herb pouch and hoped he would appreciate their exchange.

Chapter 10, Gracie

Gracie was everyone’s favorite dog. She had four white feet, a brindle coat, and a dark, tapered face crowned by a very expressive pair of big brown eyes. Not only was she adorable, obedient and charming, but she was also quiet. The only thing that could rouse her was the sickly scent of the undead, and the people of Darkshire were grateful for such a creature.

Many believed the murder of the town’s nobles in nearby Karazhan had put a curse on them. Others said the taint had first begun when the town had been razed to the ground during the First War.

Her owner enjoyed his anonymity and appreciated that Gracie got most of the attention. Nobody in town knew him that well. He did not have a home in the town but enjoyed a semi-permanent room at the inn. It was well known that he would go wandering in Duskwood for days, hunting undead on behalf of the Night Watch. Gracie looked forward to their long treks and the adventures they brought.

The river that snaked along the northern border was quiet and gloomy, but Gracie could smell the clear air of humans and wildlife that roamed the opposite shore. Stormwind was not far away. The west recalled the smell of tilled earth and grain. Sometimes they walked south, where the scent of thick desert ferns and trolls would waft across an old covered bridge. Her master would commonly meet with a Troll or Tauren here to buy herb. Gracie had no quarrel with these creatures and did not raise her voice to them. All strangers were put at ease by the friendly animal’s innocent demeanor, and they spoke freely of their travels and the news they heard.

To the east, they did not go. The road wound from Darkshire to a crumbled tower known as Beggar’s Haunt. Beyond that the haunted winds of Deadwind Pass. Beggar’s Haunt had once been more than a lonely ruin. Only the tower was mostly intact, but part of a high garden wall and a few tombs were still visible above the tall grasses. A cemetery for nobles and princes, old and unkempt since the days of the first war. Being careful not to rouse the tower’s current inhabitants, sometimes Gracie would follow her Master here, where he would take some time to repose next to a small pond, once tended and filled with koi fish, now grown green with algae.

They were here one day when Gracie wandered away from her Master. He was a drinking man, and when he came here, he would take a flask out of his side pocket. It was always wrapped in a worn purple handkerchief. He never wept, but the way he clutched the cloth in one hand, and drank in labored sips, he seemed to be in pain. Gracie was always a bit worried for him during these times, but then he would fall into a peaceful sleep. She usually stayed by him, but those in the tower were different from the mindless undead in most of Duskwood.

Today, it was a curious new scent drew her away from his side, towards the dreaded tower.

* * *

I only want to know where Darkshire is. No, I don’t want any company. Yes, I will meet you in Booty Bay. No, I don’t know when.

This was part of the conversation that took place between Hyzanthlay and Eucalypto at the zeppelin landing at Grom Gol. The rogue was rather dejected; he wanted to take her to Duskwood personally.

“Not to say the area is dangerous, my dear, but…”

“You want to hunt humans, go ahead,” Hyzanthlay snarled.

“But you also hunt a human, do you not?”

Hyzanthlay whirled around swiftly, and in her sudden rage she might have struck Eucalypto had he not already disappeared, by far one of a rogue’s most annoying talents.

“You mind your business,” she snarled into the humid air. Without another word, she summoned her felsteed and galloped north into the jungle. She thought she saw Tiponi wave to her as she did, but she didn’t look back.

The Horde generally spoke more openly of what had happened in Andorhol. The Alliance forces, especially the human race, were still choked by the horror of the plague and the terrible betrayal of Prince Arthas. This was partly what drove the humans of Azeroth so fiercely against the undead.

Every race had been tainted by the Scourge, but no other kingdom except Lordaeron had suffered the same horrifying fate. Their lands corrupted and sour, the earth filled with fungus and putrid insects.

Their own bodies rotted and rent, unable to live and unable to die.

Like Hyzanthlay, and the residents of Beggar’s Haunt.

The road from Grom Gol snaked north through the jungle. Hyzanthlay avoided it. Dodging the wild animals in the jungle proved difficult, and a few times Hyzanthlay had to dismount and fight them off. She took note of some of the better fishing spots and resolved to return fairly soon. The insects and heat had no other affect on the Warlock, and she rode through the night.

There was a small Alliance outpost at the northern end of Stranglethorn Vale. Hyzanthlay was careful to cross the border in the dead of night and give it a wide berth, even though the outpost was too small even to have an inn and was no real threat to her. It crossed her mind that this human she was looking for might show his face anywhere between there or even in Booty Bay.

The border between Duskwood and Stranglethorn Vale was a deep ravine. An old covered bridge, covered with moss and vines, was the only passage across. Hyzanthlay could smell the rank odor of Dreadmist Ravine to the east. Not exactly displeasing. She paused for a moment before driving her demonic mount across the thick wooden planks that made up the quiet, mossy bridge.

Hyzanthlay found Duskwood to be quite pleasant. It was dark and dreary like Tirisfal Glades, but more forested and dotted with orchards and graveyards. The garrison from Stormwind did not patrol this far, and she roamed the woods and back roads with relative freedom. In its very heart glowed a strange green light that stank of Night Elf and something else.

Darkshire was more to the east, and she approached it carefully. There were a few citizen militias that patrolled the dark roads, but as she watched them quietly from the dark shadows she saw no-one with a dog. It only took a few hours to profile every inch of the small city. Hyzanthlay then moved on to the closest thing Duskwood had to a Horde sanctuary; Beggar’s Haunt.

Within spitting distance of the entrance to Dreadmist Ravine, easily within sight of the last few criminals that had been hung at the shadowy crossroads, the Forsaken were relatively safe here. But they were also isolated, and it had been some time since anyone had stopped by. They were quite taken by their new guest for a variety of reasons.

“And no less the warlock who slew Arugal!” Deathstalker Faustin saluted her with a flourish when she appeared and introduced herself. “Apothecary Zraedus will be delighted!”

The bottom floor of the ruined tower had been converted to a makeshift lab, where a proud member of the Royal Apothecary Society did most of his research. He greeted his guest with the usually formalities but did not hide his surprise.

“My dear lady, Hyzanthlay,” his orbs glittered with shock, and he lowered them with a bow, composing himself. “What brings you to Duskwood? We would think after your triumph in Shadowfang Keep and your recruitment into the Clan you would be serving the Dark Lady personally.”

“I admit, Strellabelle has aligned me with the Clan of the Fallen and I have all but accepted. But,” and she raised her hand dismissively, “I do not take their orders. My will is my own.”

“Oh, is it?” Zraedus seemed to take a keen interest in this. “Not even the Dark Lady herself, then, can bend you to her will?”

Hyzanthlay laughed quietly, sensing that the Apothecary was testing her loyalty. She had heard rumors about Zraedus’ self-imposed exile from the Undercity. He was a notable member of the Royal Apothecary Society but his allegiance to the Dark Lady was a tenuous one.

“If I have a guild, it is the Forsaken, and my guild mistress is Sylvanas. You, yourself, Zraedus, could have a place in Undercity next to Putress herself. And yet here you are, in this ruined tower, many miles hence.”

“Ah, Putress,” Zraedus smiled rather fondly. “So long since I’ve seen her dear rotted face! The Royal Apothecary Society has become a powerful force under her strict and relentless guidance. And you are also an alchemist with…shall we say, an independent spirit?”

Faustin and Zraedus nodded to each other silently, and Hyzanthlay sensed that something else had just happened.

“Come, the sun will be coming up soon. It doesn’t make much of a difference in Duskwood, but the shade in the tower is preferable. We have much more to discuss.”

* * *

Gracie sniffed along the overgrown path as the sun started to rise. She resisted the urge to charge along the path yelping at the top of her lungs. The air was thick with the smell of the undead. Normally the tower only had two inhabitants, but a third was among them and was staying for longer than just to ask directions. She could hear the rustle of excited whispers behind the heavy slate walls.

But there was something else that drew her; a soft, intricate kind of smell that was distinctly familiar. She couldn’t quite place it and that was a source of bitter consternation.

Carefully staying close to the ground, she raised her snout and took in as much air as she could. Her ears strained forward to catch any note that flitted by.

A sharp whistle startled her. The light was creeping over the dewy grass; her Master had arisen. In a flash, she had covered the distance between the tower and the path and was standing attentively by his side, her bright eyes and bushy tail a stark contrast to her rumpled master.

Jonathan had emerged from his drunken stupor slowly and achingly. He rubbed his neck and groaned. Sighing sadly, he replaced the cap on the now empty flask and carefully wrapped it up again. It occurred to him, as he slowly rose to his feet, that Gracie had wandered off. That was not so unusual, but he always hoped that she would not wander any closer to the tower. A quick whistle brought her back.

“Hm,” he exhaled and put a hand on her head, “you weren’t over by the tower, were you?”

Gracie’s only reply was filled with a dewy eyed and thoroughly innocent silence.

Jonathan sighed and stroked her fondly before pocketing the flask and strolling down the hill. Gracie tagged along behind, and he couldn’t help but notice she seemed preoccupied. He was a bit distracted himself. Althea would be asking where he had been.

It was still fairly early and not many of the villagers were awake. Jonathan thought he had crept successfully into the inn unseen, but he was just starting on his first cup of coffee when the Commander of the Night Watch marched into the inn and parked herself decisively across from him. Gracie sank to the floor, ears pressed against the sides of her face, anticipating what was about to happen.

“Where were you last night?” Althea asked angrily.

Jonathan sipped his coffee and lowered his eyes.

“Well, I…” He started to say, but was cut off.

“You were at the Tower again, weren’t you?” She said, her voice quiet but bitter.

“No, not…” Jonathan shifted uncomfortably and tried to hide behind the rim of his coffee cup, “not the whole night.”

Althea stared at him, her arms crossed tightly in front of her chest. After a few moments of angry silence she spoke again.

“All night you were up there alone? Do you really expect me to believe that?”

“No, of course not,” he laughed, oblivious to the anger in her voice, “Gracie was with me.”

“And so was she. Your true best friend!” Althea snarled and her hand thrust forward into the inside breast pocket of his jacket. She clutched the flask and yanked it out. The purple cloth fell to the floor between Gracie’s paws and the silver flashed in the morning light.

“Empty,” Althea sneered. “So, this is what you spend your nights with? Rather with this, instead of with me?”

Jonathan opened his mouth to answer but he was cut off again, this time by Gracie. She had started barking, and this usually meant only one thing. Althea dropped the flask and drew her sword. Two city guards who had been watching the scene with interest now lept to their feet. Althea signalled them outside. Jonathan had drawn a pistol from his side and was checking the powder, but then he took note of Gracie.

Yes, she was making enough noise to wake the dead in case there weren’t any walking around already. But her hackles were not raised, her tail was not erect and waving stiffly. She was not squinting or growling as she typically did when danger was nearby, but instead her eyes were wide open and filled with playful joy.

“Gracie?” Jonathan leaned closer, and the little dog spun and crouched as if to play. Her bark sounded like a laugh.

“Gracie!” He said again, this time more severely. “What is wrong with you?”

The dog abruptly stopped, but continued to fitfully wag her tail. She whimpered at him as if in apology, and then lay down. And that was when Jonathan saw the purple handkerchief lying on the floor in front of her.

She thrust her snout into it, looked at him imploringly, and barked once more.

Chapter 8, Stranglethorn

Tiponi closed her eyes and breathed deeply. The sun warmed her face and a cool breeze gently ruffled her mane. She sighed in absolute contentment. This was exactly the kind of thing she had imagined during her childhood daydreams. Here she was, exotic travelling companions by her side, on an airship sailing across the sky to an exciting unexplored wilderness. She could hardly contain her excitement. However, the airship operator had failed to mention exactly how long it took to sail across the entire continent, and as the days passed her excitement waned into sheer boredom.

At first she had been mesmerized by the miniature landscape passing by below her, but that had been quickly obscured by the clouds as the zeppelin soared higher. It had been an amazing sight, seeing the white clouds stretched out below like a fluffy blanket. She almost felt like she could reach out and grab them. But days and days of the same sight had dampened her enthusiasm, and now she longed to see something other than those billowy hills of white.

She had explored the airship from top to bottom, and had even been chased out of the engineering room by angry goblins. She admired the little creatures; usually they were fascinating and full of fun stories. These goblins, however, were very much fixated on their work. Her undead companions were better conversationalists, but they seemed to tire quickly of her questions. And that warlock. A demon summoner.

Tiponi frowned. She had respect for all creatures of Azeroth. Living or dead, animal or elemental, all were part of the Earthmother. She had created them, and when they finally drew their last breath they would return to her or watch on from the halls of their ancestors. But not demons. Demons were apart from the Earthmother. They had been brought to Azeroth by the Burning Legion. Corrupt evil creatures whose only purpose in existence was to destroy and conquer the works of the Earthmother. Tiponi growled in contempt.

In opposition to everything she valued, a demon stood on the opposite side of the deck. The beast was hideous. It stood in a revolting parody of a female, with accentuated breasts and thighs that were covered in jagged markings. Its attributes were easily recognizable, from the wicked curved horns on its head to its sharp barbed tail. It veritably reeked of wrongness, and yet Tiponi had to suffer its existence.

As if to laugh at Tiponi’s innermost thoughts the demon let out a giggling squeal and lashed itself with its whip. Tiponi turned away in disgust. She had distracted the warlock with this reaction, interrupting the conversation she’d been having with Eucalypto.

They had been speaking of the Undercity, and Tiponi had interjected.

“How was I supposed to know that?” she had asked, “It seemed ridiculous, who would pay that much for an insect?”

She glanced over at Eucalypto and cleared her throat, “Uh, that is to say…and the armor! They can’t really believe people walk around with that much gold on them. Oh Eucalypto that reminds me, I met this really crazy lady who…”

Tiponi had hissed with a sharp intake of breath.

“What is that abomination!?” An intangible mass of blobby blue stood beside Hyzanthlay where the demonic lady had once stood. Its only distinguishing features were its glowing eyes, devoid of emotion, and metallic bracers on its arm-like appendages. She had then tried to explain the significance of the Earthmother to the undead and why demons were by their nature, evil undesirable creatures that should be destroyed on sight.

It had not gone over very well.

Now she sat on one end of the air ship while the warlock remained on the other. She hadn’t meant to offend her. Forsaken were so hard to understand! She sighed. At least she was leaving the undead lands behind her. Perhaps the people of Stranglethorn would be more amiable. At least something good had come of this trip. She had made fast friends with a troll woman who acted as one of the ship’s guards.

Du’una cackled wildly at Tiponi’s latest question about the Darkspear Clan, and why they fought with other trolls.

“Well, because dey be our enemies. Ya know? Da different tribes be all at war. Like you and the Grimtotems. Da Skullsplitters hate us Darkspears, cos we be Horde now! Ha! They be scared of dat, ya know? But den dey always be hating on us anyway! Haha!!” The troll snorted wildly. Tiponi sat bemused by her extravagant hand gestures as she spoke.

“Dis troll in Stranglethorn you did speak of, I know of him. He be a powerful witchdoctor, strong mojo. You best be careful.”

She dropped a small ball crafted from tree rubber and, while it bounced, attempted to scoop up a handful of troll knucklebones. Tiponi had been disgusted at first, until the troll explained they had been a gift from her father. She had laughed loudly at that for some reason. It was a game Tiponi had come to enjoy, and it made a fine distraction from the monotonous clouds and that thing with the undead.

Tiponi struggled as well, although she was accurate and her reflexes deft, her fingers were simply too large and clumsy to pick up as many tiny bones as Du’una. Once she had nearly lost the rubber ball over the side, but the experienced troll had tied a small length of cord to the ball to prevent such an occurrence.

Tiponi laughed and clapped as the troll fumbled. She might be able to win this time! She concentrated, sticking her lolling tongue out the side of her mouth as she did so.
“I think I’m getting the hang of this!”

Meanwhile, Eucalypto was actually looking forward to an entertaining trip; he expected some tension between his two companions and wasn’t disappointed. After a slight tiff over a demon, Hyzanthlay and Tiponi avoided each other. The warlock retreated to the lower level to smoke from the balcony, and it was not long until Eucalypto joined her.

Tiponi continued her game of knucklebones until it grew dark, drawn by Du’una and her tales of trolls. She decided Hyzanthlay must have cooled down some and decided to rejoin them. They were relaxing on a small balcony that extended from the lower level. Some sort of discussion about politics. The way that Hyzanthlay was ranting, one could tell that she’d had a few. The succubus perched nearby, purring and fussing over her nails. The sun had set over the Great Sea to the west.

“..any doubt about them, just look at the human misery piled against the Greymane Wall. How any of them even survive the night is beyond me!”

“Our family didn’t know the Silverlaines very well,” Eucalypto quietly let a small detail of his former life slip away like the landscape of the Eastern Kingdoms beneath them. He was sitting on the edge, letting his feet dangle over the railing. A line of smoke trailed from the cigarette dangling from his mouth and wafted high over Menethil Harbor.

“As if the gate will ever open. Is there really so many there still?”

“If you don’t believe me, ask Phannuz,” Hyzanthlay raised her voice snapped her fingers. The succubus moaned sadly and faded away. In her place the voidwalker appeared. Eucalypto laughed. Tiponi did not understand the joke.

“As you command,” it said in a deep monotone, and Hyzanthlay could not help how her demon’s presence agitated the young warrior. She had called it an “abomination” earlier and Hyzanthlay had been tempted to remind her that those were the Undercity guards. This thing was actually called a Voidwalker.

“Tell us, Voidwalker,” she sneered, “you were there; what did you think of Silverpine Forest?”

The voidwalker did not have a mouth, but a metallic voice that seemed to come from behind its beady black eyes said,

“I…don’t like this place.”

The two undead collapsed into peals of inebriated laughter. Tiponi frowned.

“I’ve got one, I’ve got one,” Eucalypto leaned back, and as he spoke smoke seeped out of the numerous holes in his head, “Tell me Phannuz, what is your opinion of the delicious Devaite Fish?”

The voidwalker answered without hesitation, “Cannot…resist.”

They collapsed in laughter again, and Hyzanthlay dismissed her minion with a wave.
He muttered, “I go.” And vanished.

Tiponi shook her head and said, “I really don’t understand your humor at all. It’s like paying for a bug. Is that a joke?”

“Are you really so bothered by bugs and demons?” Hyzanthlay said. “When Jeremiah sets up a shop in Thunder Bluff, then you can cry about it. And Azeroth is filled with demons. Better get used to it. Euc?”

He didn’t turn around but simply handed her his lit cigarette, which Hyzanthlay used to fire up the unlit cigarette in her mouth. She placed it back between his fingers and took a long draw from her own. It had to be long, as she was short of breath these days. As she did Tiponi spoke;

“As I said, the Earthmother created all life on Azeroth, and to her and the ancestors they will return. But not demons. Demons are apart from the Earthmother.”

“Tiponi,” Hyzanthlay stared at her, “has it occurred to your Earthmother that Eucalypto and I would rather be pushing up some nice daisies somewhere?”

“I always wanted to be cremated and used for gardening, actually,” Eucalypto’s wide grin was lit up by his cigarette. His orbs glittered with mischief and the stars wheeled overhead. The smoke, combined with a generally relaxed atmosphere, had allowed him less formal speech.

“Ah well, to each his own,” Hyzanthlay said. “At least, that’s what I kept telling myself in Thunder Bluff.”

Tiponi looked at her in surprise. “You…you’ve been to Thunder Bluff?”

“Indeed I have, and I must say I was impressed by your people and the city they built on the mesas. But as for my journey, when I was but a ‘lockling,” Hyzanthlay began, and Eucalypto laughed and coughed, “I was given a staff by a superior with that odd sense of humor. And who is the master of the staff?”

Tiponi didn’t answer. She knew it was Ansekhwa, and where he resided.

“I knew better than to have my demon with me then. At least I knew better than to draw attention to myself in your city. Didn’t seem to make a difference to that warrior outside the master’s tent. Someone you know, no doubt. No, no, she would never have told me her name. Introduce herself? Not likely!”

Hyanthlay let out a loud, drunken burst of laughter before continuing. This startled Tiponi but she didn’t show it.

“Did they tell you to go wait in a cave in Undercity? Did they tell you to go crawl underground where they wouldn’t have to look at you? Perhaps you should visit the Pools of Vision and get a good look at the rotten freaks!”

At this last word, Hyzanthlay tottered to her feet and began to walk towards the stairs leading to the upper deck, muttering to herself.

“Protection from evil?” She snickered, as she stumbled out the stairs and let out a belch; “I AM evil!”

Eucalypto chuckled and waved. Tiponi stared after her swaying form as it disappeared up the stairs.

“I offended her,” Tiponi said sadly.

“Oh, I doubt that,” Eucalypto chuckled. “It is a difficult feat to offend an undead warlock. Hyzanthlay’s demons won’t be much of a bother to you. The beasts she calls from the nether are but mere trinkets to her eyes. Demonology is not her specialty.”

“What is?” Tiponi was almost afraid to ask.

“Destruction,” Eucalypto said, smiling proudly into the starry sky.

Hyzanthlay made it to the top step, and swayed for a moment with the movement of the airship. She stood on the landing for a moment, hiccupped, then sighed and moved towards the railing where a few hammocks were set up. She slowly eased down on one, yawned and stretched, then turned her orbs towards the open portal next to her.

The two troll watchers had been chatting rather loudly until she appeared; now they lowered their voices. Du’una nodded towards her, and then gave Umjin a suggestive shove. The troll reluctantly took a few steps towards the Warlock, who slowly turned and stared defiantly back at him.

“You…you got the good stuff,” he said, his head lowered, smiling. “You leave some for us watchers, yes?”

Hyzanthlay grinned viciously. Leave it to a troll to smell the Kingsblood, and ask for some sight unseen. It was not only a handy herb for alchemy but a classic troll favorite. Not only for smoking but also for tea and cooking; the herbalist in Orgrimmar had gotten a little excited talking about it.

“Indeed, friend,” Hyzanthlay wasn’t the least bit surprised. “But it was not easy to find, and it’s not cheap. My supply is limited, but for the right amount I’m sure…”
“We trade, and not for gold,” Umjin said carefully. “You want some information? That be valuable.”

“Go on,” Hyzanthlay nodded slowly and let her eyelids droop, hoping he would loosen his tongue if she seemed less likely to jump up and melt his face.

“Your friend, the Rogue. He be headin’ north?”

“Why do you think that?”

“It be Alliance territory. Old orchards, farms, small towns. Fun for an undead Rogue and Warlock. There be other things too.”

He paused and leaned closer.

“You be Hyzanthlay, the Warlock that killed Arugal. We hear of you.”

Hyzanthlay turned and glared at Umjin. She was already testy about the delay in attacking the monastery and there was nothing that the Scarlet Crusade wanted in Stranglethorn Vale.

“You know a place called Duskwood? There be undead there. A grove filled with dragons. And a city called Darkshire A small city, that has many…umm…”

He seemed to have forgotten the word in Orcish, and turned to Du’una with a helpless gesture.

“Refugees,” she said. “From the north, from the war.”

Hyzanthlay sat up and turned to look at both of the Trolls. Her round orbs were now shining brightly and she gave no further heed to the Troll’s discomfort.

“They say you don’t know, but that you have a mark.” Du’una touched her breast, close to her heart. “Maybe you be there that day the Scourge came.”

“Before I was a Watcher,” Umjin nodded and continued, “I cross the bridge, and brave the undead to sell the Kingsblood. There be one good customer, he know them all. From Andorhol. He was there, that day. And they say he know the Scarlet Crusade, too.”

“I understand,” Hyzanthlay said softly. “Very well Troll, your price is fair.
Darkshire, was it? And did this…human…have a name?”

“Sure, but he never tell me,” Umjin chuckled. “Nah, he be too smart for that. But he easy to find. He has a dog, about so big.” The Troll lowered his hand to knee-height. “This dog can sniff undead. She be famous for it. But you be clever, you can fool a dog. He have a scar too, on his face.”

Umjin drew his index finger down the side of his face, from his forehead, past his eye, to his chin.

“My thanks, Troll,” Hyzanthlay reached into her bag and pulled out a generous amount of the pungent plant. “Now leave me, and don’t speak to me again.”

Her orbs were flickering with a threatening light. Du’una hurried back to her post and Umjin backed away a few cautious steps before doing the same.

Chapter 7, The Zeppelin

Undercity was a practical name for a horrifying place. For any living creature it was a nightmare come true, a city teeming with the living dead and ruled by the Banshee Queen Sylvanas Windrunner herself. Here the undead were free to surround themselves with anything their putrid and rotten hearts desired. This included everything in the undead index, from cockroach pets to exposed entrails.

Hyzanthlay arrived in Undercity via giant bat, and was immediately greeted by a page from the Dark Lady. She was relieved to find that Strellabelle had already delivered the report (along with the head), and that her presence in the Royal Quarter was not required immediately. However, Sylvanas herself had requested Hyzanthlay’s presence at a later, as-yet-to-be undisclosed time.

Freedom in Undercity was the best commendation Hyzanthlay could have wished for. The absence of windows, natural light or clocks reflected how little fatigue or time made to the denizens of the undead. Hyzanthlay freely walked along the candlelit corridors with her new demon, a svelte succubus. Heswena was more for show than anything else, smiling suggestively and dipping the ends of her fingers into her mouth as they strolled along. If the demon felt she wasn’t getting enough attention she would crack her whip above her head and moan loudly.

Her business at the bank and auction house concluded, Hyzanthlay decided to relax by casting a fishing line into the moat of green goo that circled the four quarters of Undercity. And here Eucalypto found her.

“My sincerest congratulations, dear Lady!” Eucalypto greeted her with the usual formality. “Such a shame I wasn’t there to see it myself!”

“You didn’t miss much.” Hyzanthlay snarled, peering at him from under the rim of her ratty fishing hat. Eucalypto’s orbs flickered past her however, to the tattooed thigh of the succubus.

“Oh,” he said, eyes flickering with mischief, “aren’t you going to introduce me to your…friend?”

“My what?” Hyzanthlay blinked. It took a moment for her to understand that he was referring to Heswena, since introducing a demon to anyone was just plain silly. This would be like introducing someone to your cooking stove. And it made Hyzanthlay intensely angry.

“And to just WHOM,” and as her jagged, yellow teeth snapped on the last syllable, she waved her hand and the succubus faded away with a sad little moan, “are you referring to as my friend? And you, rogue, Rik told me you got…lost…somewhere?” And she snickered viciously.

“Ahem, well,” the rogue smiled and raised a patchy eyebrow, “not all who wander are lost, as they say. Leather and steel is as good as gold these days, that is, if one can stand the smell of night elf.”

“True enough. You have been commissioned for some armour? A Tauren warrior turned up at the Sepulchre. If there was any doubt she needed new armour before, I assure you, she certainly does now.”

“Ah, Tiponi,” Eucalypto said. “I warned her about the road from Tarren Mill. Take the zeppelin, I said! Would it be inappropriate to refer to Tauren females as ‘bull-headed’?”

“No, just inaccurate. She will be detained; our common friend Rik asked me to pass on the message. Wailing Caverns, is it? Yes, I know the place, near the Crossroads. I find the Barrens disagreeable, but the fishing there is good.”

“Ah, yes,” Eucalypto smiled, “no doubt, you seek the deviate fish?”

“You know of it?”

“The Trolls are poor at keeping secrets. They also like to show off. But come, Hyzanthlay; there is a tavern in Brill and I would be honored to buy you some spirits, and hear your tales of Shadowfang Keep and Arugal!”

“Ask Rik,” Hyzanthlay reeled in a slimy old skull, and recast her line dismissively. “As I said, the mage was devoid of either power or will, and his defeat was hardly glorious. I have no more to say about it.

Do you not have any tales to tell, rogue?”

Eucalypto was quiet for a moment, but he was smiling gently.

“There are jungles to the far south; pirates, herbs, gems…and good hunting. And you will find no better fishing anywhere in Azeroth.”

Hyzanthlay nodded, focusing on her fishing line. The rogue continued.

“The hunting is the best sport. The best of all. And the best game…is Alliance.”

Hyzanthlay reeled in her line, put away her fishing pole and rose from her crouched position.

“Lead the way to Brill, rogue.”

“After you, My Lady.”

Undercity was too business-like to provide any meaningful repose, so undead looking to unwind found their way to Brill. Both Eucalypto and Hyzanthlay could still enjoy spirits and smoke, in spite of their state, and some storytelling.

Over a foaming tankard, Hyzanthlay described the more entertaining points of Shadowfang Keep. Mainly the time that she had been knocked down the stairs. And the battle with Fenrus. She said little to nothing of Arugal. She took to arranging her herbs on the tabletop and draining her tankard as Eucalypto told her about Wailing Caverns.

“It’s the night elves, of course,” Eucalypto explained, and Hyzanthlay nodded her head in mock surprise, gulping down her mead. He went on for a while about a druid named Naralex and his attempt to use the Emerald Dream to rejuvenate the Barrens. His dream had become a nightmare, and a mysterious taint had spread through the place.

“I was only there to skin dinosaurs, perhaps discover some nice gear that some unfortunate had dropped or some great beast had swallowed. And then this Tiponi turns up. Not by mistake, of course; she was there to assassinate the corrupted leaders of the Fang.

“It was partly your herbalism that drew her to me. I must thank you for the mageroyal; not only is it a fine smoke, but you were correct when you said it was commonly used among the Tauren. I was resting by a newly skinned corpse, puffing away, and it was this that drew her to me.

“I greeted her with the usual formality. Oh, snicker all you want, but she is still a proud lady, and a proper warrior none the less! And I am but a humble servant before such nobility, as you know. Of course my greeting surprised her. Such a shame that chivalry is dead. She was also surprised that an undead would be smoking anything, let alone her grandmother’s favorite blend. And what was an undead rogue doing so far from the Eastern Kingdoms? A young thing, but bright enough, and not the least bit repulsed by me.

“I agreed to help her find and kill the leaders of the Fang when I found out they were night elves. Yes, the smell of the place was difficult to endure. I’m grateful for the herbs, as they also masked the reek. Do you have…”

“I’ve put some things together for you.” Hyzanthlay enjoyed how her skills in herbalism never failed to draw Eucalypto’s interest. “The Liferoot is a little tricky to cure, so don’t hassle me about the wait.”

“Of course, my dear; as long as it’s no trouble.”

The sound of raised voices interrupted their conversation. The heated discussion seemed to be drawing closer. It was in Orcish, and seemed to involve a number of undead voices and one familiar Tauren. Eucalypto paused to raise an eyebrow, and then rose from his chair to limp quickly outside. Hyzanthlay waved at the barmaid to refill her mug and continued puttering with her smokables. The scene outside was considerably less tranquil.

“We have been directed to take you to the zeppelin,” the Deathguard said to the young Tauren warrior. “Until it arrives, you will stay where we can see you, or until Eucalypto appears and gives us an explanation for you.”

“There is no need for all this fuss!” She replied tersely. “I was perfectly within my rights when I told the cockroach vendor…”

“Jeremiah Payson has been selling cockroaches underneath the Undercity bank since the day the Dark Lady set foot in the Royal Quarter. That is well before any Tauren muddied our doorstep with their hoof prints!”

“Be lucky we agreed to escort you out of town,” the other Deathguard sneered. “Shall we carve you up instead, and sell the cuts to Stormwind for a few gold?”

Their cruel laughter was cut short. A figure had emerged from the inn nearby and reached them in a split second. The Deathguards didn’t even see him until he appeared before their eyes, hand raised.

“Enough, cur!” Eucalypto snarled and gave the nearest Deathguard a sound slap on his grey cheek. “What insolence! Is this how we treat guests?”

“Your ‘guest’ was harassing Jeremiah,” the Deathguard sounded defiant but he was cowering. The other was pouting and rubbing his sore face. “Accusing him of extorting foreigners!”

“And good for her, because he does.” Eucalypto spoke firmly and quietly. “Gold means little to us, those trapped in a never-ending cycle of undeath. Now, tell me gentlemen, how is a cockroach like a writing desk?”

This seemed to confuse to Deathguards, who wandered back the way that they had come muttering angrily. Eucalytpo turned to the Tauren warrior.

“Greetings, Tiponi,” and he bowed. “Forgive me; Undercity is not known for its hospitality.”

“Well, I should say not!” Tiponi shook her mane defiantly. “Can you imagine? So much silver to buy a bug for a pet?”

“A travesty indeed! Perhaps we should ask Richard what he thinks?”

Tiponi opened her mouth to say, Who? But the word never came out. Eucalypto tilted his head to one side, and a huge dark brown cockroach poked its head out from under his collar. It waved it’s feelers in Tiponi’s direction rather resentfully.

“This is Richard,” Eucalypto grinned wickedly and lifted the little creature off his shoulder. It clicked affectionately in his direction, “purchased from Jeremiah some time ago. They’re great survivors.”

Tiponi could not help but laugh quietly.

“Would you care to join Hyzanthlay and I for a drink while we wait for the zeppelin to Stranglethorn Vale?” Eucalpto carefully tucked Richard back into his collar.

“Indeed, Eucalypto,” Tiponi nodded with relief and saluted her companion before following him inside the inn.

The patrons took little notice of the foreigner who had to duck her head down a bit to keep her horns clear of the beams in the ceiling. Eucalypto’s companion was an undead female, and before her on the table were smile piles of herbs and an empty tankard, still frosty from the now absent contents.

“May I present my esteemed colleague, Hyzanthlay.” Eucalypto raised his voice so the whole tavern could hear him. “She is the accomplished warlock that recently stormed Shadowfang Keep and slew Arugal for the Horde!”

The few patrons roared with approval, and the barmaid provided Hyzanthlay with a brimming tankard on the house. If there had been any blood left in the warlock’s body, it would have been rushing to her cheeks.

“Pleased to meet you,” Tiponi carefully took her seat, as the bench was rather small for her. One undead warrior at another table nodded in her direction, clearly impressed by her size and apparent strength.

“We did meet, before,” Hyzanthlay’s command of Orcish was not as accomplished as Eucalypto’s and Tiponi had to listen carefully. “You were badly wounded, and Mura was tending to you in the Sepulcher. I do not expect you to remember.”

“I do remember the potions. My thanks for that. I see you are also a herbalist.” Tiponi took note of the various herbs on the table, and was distracted by what looked like a bit of Swiftthistle.

“This is difficult to find,” she said, “and very valuable among my people. Do you know its use?”

The warlock looked at her with a raised eyebrow and shook her head. Tiponi opened her mouth to continue but was interrupted by the low, long horn that was mounted on the zeppelin tower just outside. A scratchy goblin voice yelled,

“The zeppelin to Stranglethorn Vale has arrived! All aboooard for Stranglethorn! Vale!”

“We will have much to talk about during the trip, Tiponi,” Hyzanthlay quickly gathered up the herbs; some she had already rolled into small cigarettes. She handed a few of these to Eucalytpo as he tossed a few gold onto the table.

“I’ll see to this,” Eucalypto said, “for today, I travel to the tropics with two lovely ladies, and could very well be the luckiest rogue in the whole of Azeroth.”

Chapter 6, Tiponi

The pale furred Tauren breathed deeply, trying vainly to buckle her armor straps.

Tiponi had outgrown her armor. The leather was old and well-worn but well oiled and loved. It had been her mother’s before hers, made by her grandmother. It seemed a shame to discard it on a far distant continent from her homeland.

Try as she might, she could not hold onto the traditions of her people forever. Times were changing. Already the Shu’halo had settled from traveling nomads into an established city of their own. They shared influences of their own with the other races and could not help by be changed by them in turn. Times were changing yes, and she was changing ever faster.

The leather strap holding her shoulder pad in place snapped free and she roared in frustration. Looking up sheepishly she noticed a forsaken farmer gazing at her, mouth open and glowing orb eyes wide. In shock at her outburst…Or, maybe he just looked like that normally, hard to tell with these people. She smiled and waved enthusiastically and the fellow got back to his work.

New armor, yes. She couldn’t keep wearing this old relic and longer. She should find a leatherworker and have him fashion her a new harness and…no! She stopped her train of thought cold. In her mind’s vision she saw her memory of the orcs of Orgrimmar. They wore armor of metal and chainmail. Great metal plates with spikes. She would look truly fearsome in that armor… Her mind was made up, she must travel to the nearest city and have a new suit of armor commissioned, in the fashion of the orcs but made for her figure. She nearly skipped with glee as she made her way back to the inn.

“I have a message for Eucalypto, he can find me in Undercity.”

There was a strange stillness to the forest of Silverpine that Tiponi could not quite place. It was as if the forest itself held bated breath in dreaded anticipation. The woods were dark and gloomy and the trees had a sickened look to them, but that was not what had the young Tauren looking over her shoulder. It was just so, quiet. Her hooves seemed to clatter too loudly on the cobblestones of the road leading to the Undercity.

The air was cold but without a breeze and a thick mist clung heavily to the forest floor. She could barely see where she was headed, without the road she would have been lost for sure. She had never felt so alone in her life. She hadn’t appreciated the comfort of her friends and family when they were around her, but here on the other side of the world without a friendly soul in sight she longed for their presence.

Two shapes appeared in the mist ahead of her, one small and one tiny, coming towards her down the road. She scrambled into a nearby bush, attempting to make as little noise as was possible. The fog parted, revealing two people in rich purple robes.

One was a human male, judging by his grey beard and furless head, who walked with his hands clasped behind his back. The other was a miniature female, not much taller than Tiponi’s kneecap. The little woman had a pile of green curls atop her head and was gesturing wildly with her hands. Tiponi had encountered few humans before, none friendly, but she could only guess that the tiny figure before her was a gnome.

She tried to hold very still as they approached. She held her breath as they passed by her on the road, the gnome was speaking in an unfamiliar language as her compatriot nodded along. As soon as they disappeared into the fog behind her she rose to hurry along her way.

“Veld! Odes!!” the shouts arose behind her. Quickly she looked and saw the two figures running out of the mist. She cursed and darted into the trees. A bolt of ice flew past her horns as she scrambled into the undergrowth.

“Mages!,” she thought, cursing her luck. She had little experience with wielders of the Arcane. The fog thickened amongst the trees and before long she had become turned around. Her heartbeat thumped loudly in her ears as she ran. She could see nothing ahead except the limbs of great trees rising out of the grey blanket of fog. The fog lit up bright orange as a fireball hurtled towards her.

Tiponi’s warrior instincts kicked in and she threw herself aside, but her reaction was too slow. She howled in agony and rage and the flames hit her breastplate below the shoulder. Her armor was blackened and burnt through and her chest throbbed with pain. The gnome emerged from the fog, a grin splitting her face as she conjured up another blast. Growling, and clutching her wound with one hand, Tiponi lashed out with her hoof, throwing her body weight into the tiny creature. She felt the crunch against her hooves as she crushed the gnome’s ribcage and she ran on assured that her adversary was no more.

She slowed to catch her breath against the bough of a large tree. She was beginning to feel light-headed and her hand came away from her chest thick with her blood. Conscious now that she was running out of time, Tiponi loped onwards, trying to get back to the road. Her vision was beginning to go blurry so she did not even see it in time to react to the bolt of frost magic unleashed against her. The human had returned.

The ice magic had numbed her fingers such that when she thrust her spear into the mage she felt it jar into her shoulder, but the weapon slipped free from her numbed fingers. As the human lay dying, Tiponi stumbled. She did not remember hitting the ground.

The first thing she noticed was the light. It was a warm ambient light, not glaringly bright and not too dim. Then she saw the hooves before her eyes. She picked herself up from the ground that wasn’t there and tried to fix her eyes upon her rescuer. It was a Shu’halo woman. She could not see her face, it was somehow obscured by the glowing light, but she knew she was beautiful and that she was safe here.

“Thank you for saving…”

“Hush child,” the woman interrupted placing a finger upon Tiponi’s lips, “You mustn’t give up yet child, there is too much left for you to do…”

“What?” Tiponi asked, confused and now trying to work out where she was, there was a forest?

“Open your eyes, that’s it…”

Tiponi opened bleary eyes as the sounds began to coalesce into sense again. She was on a pallet under a wooden roof. She began to sit up. Pain shot through her body and she collapsed again.

“Easy now,” a soft voice said, “you need rest to recover.” A Shu’halo woman with lightly tanned fur and a kind face sat beside her. She did not look familiar. “I am Mura, rest now, you’ll be safe here.”

“Where…there were wizards! In purple robes…” Tiponi felt as though all the strength had left her. Looking about she saw her weapons and armor had been recovered and placed by her side.

“You’re in the Sepulcher. Those were wizards of the Kirin Tor. They have established themselves nearby, you were fortunate to escape them. Worry not, you must rest now. The healing herbs need time to work. Sleep now, young one.”

The woman left Tiponi’s side and she quickly felt her eyelids drooping. Her worries were forgotten as sleep took her.

* * *

“Congratulations, Hyzanthlay;” Rik said, as they began to make their way along the road. “The mage Arugal has officially been killed by Horde agents.”

“My superiors will indeed be pleased.” Hyzanthlay’s voice was flat and dull.

“You are clearly not enthused,” the Druid asked, with some interest. Earthroot’s brown eyes flickered.

“Oh, I AM enthused,” Hyzanthlay waved her hand dismissively. “The Keep was interesting enough. But I feel better about killing Crusaders than mages.”

“Ah, of course! We can all be united in our hate of the Scarlet Crusade.” Rik chuckled and Earthroot tousled her mane in agreement. “So, I suppose they killed you, then?”

Hyzanthlay was not shocked by Rik’s blunt tone. In fact, his theory made sense.

“That’s what could have happened. It seems I’m unique among my brethren in that I have no memory of my death and the life before it.”

Rik was about to say something, but they were nearing the gates of the Sepulchre and one of the guards was gesturing towards them.

“Greetings,” he said, “we have been told to watch for you, Druid. Please speak to Mura. She has need of a healer.”

“I am busy today,” Rik raised an eyebrow, and in a flash of shining mist, turned into a cat and ran towards Mura Grimtotem’s small campsite on the far side of the Sepulchre. Hyzanthlay casually followed. The two guards both saluted her as she walked post.

Hyzanthlay could smell fresh blood, and it was not from Arugal’s head. Strellabelle was standing by the tomb, almost in the same place Hyzanthlay had met her before. She was tinkering with some vials and nodded towards Mura’s camp, and muttered, “Steak?” in Gutterspeak.

Hyzanthlay was confused. It was not until she looked inside Mura’s small wigwam did she understand the joke.

A young Tauren warrior was lying inside. She had been badly wounded, it seems by spellcasters. Mura said something about the road past Ambermill. Some of her fur had been scorched, and there was a bad wound by her breastplate. She was unconcious, but muttering in a troubled way in the tongue of her people.

Rik was speaking gently to her and casting a few spells. Earthroot pushed past Hyzanthlay and stared for a moment before falling upon one knee and lowing softly, as if in pain.

“She is young, but strong,” Mura said in Common. She spoke to comfort Earthroot but looked at Hyzanthlay.

“Tiponi will live and fight again. You trained her well in Mulgore, sister. She wounded a few and even killed two. A human with her spear, and a gnome that she crushed; we found his body close to where she fell.”

“Crushed? A gnome? Is that so?” Hyzanthlay looked past Rik’s shoulder and saw that Tiponi was breathing a little easier. She fished around in her bag and brought out a handful of red and yellow vials.

“For strength and health, see that she gets them,” Hyzanthlay dropped the vials in one of Earthroot’s surprised open hands. Rik had finished his casting and smiled at the gift, which did not seem to surprise him at all.

“I thank you, and so will Tiponi when she is well. She is on the mend,” and he looked to Earthroot when he said this, who rose to her feet and took a deep breath. “If you will, Hyzanthlay, I suspect you and Strellabelle will be headed to Undercity to be commended. It seems that Eucalypto is waiting for her there; if you happen to see him,” and Rik seemed to snicker at this a bit, “let him know, will you?”

Hyzanthlay nodded, not understanding what was so funny, then turned to meet a rather dour Strellabelle. Something here did not meet with her approval.

“The Dark Lady awaits,” she said curtly, as Hyzanthlay waved goodbye to Rik. “And you will no longer be handing out your potions to Tauren like wildflowers to cattle. You and your profession belong to the Clan of the Fallen now.”

“I’m not wearing your guild tabard yet,” Hyzanthlay snarled back.